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Default Re: Fred Phelps is dead. Murdered? Assassinated? - 03-17-2014, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
...I'm happy to inform you all that I was with Fred Phelps in his final hours... In fact, I was alone with him at the end, which was one of the more pleasurable experiences I've ever had. Praise Jesus.
Last I checked Jesus still had Fred circling the drain in a bit of a holding pattern... probably trying convince Satan to take him without much luck.

Not sure what ending you found so pleasurable with the old git butt I am quite sure I don't want to know.

Meanwhile, we at the Vatican did get a call from one of his lawyers asking if Pope Francis could quietly drop by and give him the last rites however there was a scheduling problem what with Hell not yet frozen over.



Bless you, my truth-challenged grifter,
Father Mo



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