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Originally Posted by Creationist Ron
How do I discipline my wife though? I know I should just beat her in accordance with Proverbs 13:24, but how do I do it? I mean do I just punch her in the face, or on the bottom or is that up to me, and how hard? I don't have any experience with chastening people I have been chastened before. Maybe I should see if my father could teach me.
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Far be it from me to tell another man how to treat his own wife, but I usually hit my wife with an open hand whenever possible in areas of her body normally covered by clothing. Hitting her with a closed fist or a cane or paddle would leave obvious bruising or swelling that may take a while to go down. My only concern is that it might rouse the suspicion of any do-gooder feminazis she may come into contact with, and you know how they like to interfere in other people's lives. I don't want to go to jail. Of course, my wife should has as little contact with the outside world as possible, but some contact is unavoidable. Who else is going to do my grocery shopping, for example?
But sometimes my wife might does something extremely stupid and all of a sudden I find I've given her a black eye. For those occasions I've made sure she knows what to tell people who ask how she got it: "I walked into a door/ fell down the stairs."