I'm reticent to appear overly optimistic here, but the Landover Baptist Medical Center has been researching an anally implantable gay check valve (one-way valve). The original intent was to market it to parents of cathylick children who attend parochial schools run by the cathylick church as protection from priest buggery. After reading this thread I see an application for strong Christian men who occasionally might be tempted, and it might have prevented Ted Haggard his public embarrassments.
It's still in the research and development phase at the moment, but I foresee it being included under gay coverage in health insurance options (once Trump gets rid of ObamaCare).
