Speaking of wasp nests and cooters, I still have not seen my wife, Mrs. Hutchins. It has been oh, I do not know, three to five months now. I've kept an eye out for her when I drive the Hummer around the plantation or one of my cars into town. I've even offered a $5 bounty to any picaninny nigra that can produce enough of her to prove her were abouts.
For those that do not know her, the top of her head comes to about your shoulder, she has produced many children for Jesus, she makes a very passable meatloaf. I am not sure about much else. I am very worried that God will see the lack of new babies in the house it it may affect my standing with Him.
If she is not located by February of 2018, I guess I'll have to get her declared as dead as 20 year old milk cow and find a new wife. I just hate the thought of all this time being wasted and the trouble it is causing me to get my meals and arrange for her chores to be done. So inconsiderate.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.