[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Today in Christ

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[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Today in Christ

In yet another example of Romanist villainy, February 1 is the feast day of "Saint" Brigid, an ancient Celtic goddess whom the papists adopted into their religion. The fish heads must have figured that worshiping only one goddess wouldn't offend Jesus enough, so they decided to collect the whole set.

Brigid is also sometimes called the "Queen of Heaven." Where have we heard that before?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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February 5, 1597: Twenty-six Japanese Catlickers are crucified for their faith in Nagasaki, Japan. By 1640, thousands of Japanese mary-worshipers had been slaughtered.

Praise Jesus, those samurai chinks knew how to deal with no-good ring-kissing papists! I'll bet they called out the ninjas on them too. GLORY!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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February 29, 1692: The Salem witch trials in colonial Massachusetts begin when Tituba, the female Indian servant of Reverend Samuel Parris, and Sarah Good are accused of witchcraft. Parris initiated the trial by declaring, "In this very church, God only knows how many devils there are." By the time other area false Christian pastors were able to distract the town, 19 suspected witches had been hanged and 150 imprisoned.

And Praise Jesus, we have been carrying on that Godly tradition ever since.

Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Today in Christ

February 29, 1692: The Salem witch trials in colonial Massachusetts begin when Tituba, the female Indian servant of Reverend Samuel Parris, and Sarah Good are accused of witchcraft. Parris initiated the trial by declaring, "In this very church, God only knows how many devils there are." By the time other area false Christian pastors were able to distract the town, 19 suspected witches had been hanged and 150 imprisoned.

And Praise Jesus, we have been carrying on that Godly tradition ever since.

It only goes to show you, no good can come from letting an Injun into your house or allowing them to work for you. At least Messican'ts, while just as lazy, are at least false Christian Mary cultists and not witches, even though both rejections of Jesus can rub off on the unwary.
I haven't checked the Freehold bylaws for this, but are there restrictions on who can have non-Christian servants? Gold Level Tithers and above should be safe (or at least I hope so, as I'm Double Gold and despite my suspicion that she's been stealing pies, Laquisha has been doing a remarkable job keeping my home clean).

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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It only goes to show you, no good can come from letting an Injun into your house or allowing them to work for you.

Amen Sister!

They DON'T work. LOL everyone knows that.

Why, I told my son Tater to sit Indian style. So he grabbed a 5th of Vodka and went and laid down in the gutter.


He is soooo cute!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Today in HIS-story!

Brothers and Sisters,

Since it seems that I am on a history kick lately, I just want to take a few moments to remind you of yet another glimmer from America's spotless past.

March 8th, 1782

This was that will be forever remembered as the Gnadenhutten Victory, so-named because it occured in an area of America that illegal immigrants had pre-stolen. On this day so long ago, in Pennsylvania, nearly 100 redskins were sent home to Jesus, to be judged and sent on their way to Hell, where they would meet their master, Satan. Godly White Christians had finally had enough of the fruit-stealing and wife-raping and decided to do something about it, and fought back against the heartless and cruel red invaders.

Now some liberals will cry crocodile tears about how the "merciless whities" slaughtered the "helpless noble Indian", but they will do anything to attack America. Americans were under attack from these savages, and they expect our Forefathers to have stood idly by while the injuns crapped behind the nearest tree?! What a waste of the greatest land put on earth for His People! Pay no attention to these attention-whores--the liberal elites will always find something to blather about, so if we ignore them, they might go away.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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And before some uppity wiccan whines about it, yes I prepared my article early -- I realize that I submitted it approximately 20 minutes before the start of March 8th.

[Brother Temperance]

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March 8th is also, of course, International Women's Day - a day dreamt up by Communists in order to try and make up for the innate superiority of men the other 364 days of the year. But did you know that International Women's Day was first established by a congress of women affiliated to the Second Socialist International, meeting in Denmark to do the washing-up and cooking for the entire Second International? Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

[Brother John]

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March 8th is also, of course, International Women's Day - a day dreamt up by Communists in order to try and make up for the innate superiority of men the other 364 days of the year. But did you know that International Women's Day was first established by a congress of women affiliated to the Second Socialist International, meeting in Denmark to do the washing-up and cooking for the entire Second International? Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

Ha, my lab partner told me that today as well. I replied that it was okay, she could do all the work if she wanted to.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Curiously enough, they just so happened to be meeting in a building known as the Folkets Hus, which later became known as Ungdomshuset. Yes, that's right folks - nearly 100 years after a group of crazed Communist witches first tried to usurp the authority of men, Jesus has had the last laugh once again! You can run, but you can NEVER hide from the Lord! Glory!

And now the house is being demolished to make room for a Church!
Praise Jesus, God ALWAYS wins!

[Brother Temperance]

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Ha, my lab partner told me that today as well. I replied that it was okay, she could do all the work if she wanted to.

Your lab partner told you that God had demolished Ungdomshuset as a form of belated vengance against the rebellious witches of the Second International? She certainly sounds like a well-informed and righteous character.

[Brother John]

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Your lab partner told you that God had demolished Ungdomshuset as a form of belated vengance against the rebellious witches of the Second International? She certainly sounds like a well-informed and righteous character.

Haha no, I'd hardly expect her to know much about that as a secular woman. She was talking about the Women's Day thingy, I hadn't noticed yet.

[Brother Temperance]

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Haha no, I'd hardly expect her to know much about that as a secular woman. She was talking about the Women's Day thingy, I hadn't noticed yet.

That reflects better upon you than on her. Ignoring women is always a good strategy, unless they get unacceptably uppity, in which case discipline is required. Where I live, the righteous police force have a very special way of dealing with out-of-control feminazis.

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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That reflects better upon you than on her. Ignoring women is always a good strategy, unless they get unacceptably uppity, in which case discipline is required. Where I live, the righteous police force have a very special way of dealing with out-of-control feminazis.

While that is the proper way to deal with an uppity woman, she has files a suit against the police department in question. So, getting drunk and fighting with police is a way to easy money? That makes me sick...

You see, a similar experience happened to me when I was much younger(20 years ago) and Godless. I decided to drink as much as all the older guys to show that I was able to keep up with them. Last I remember of that night was being at a party. I faded into reality with a cop beating my head into a wall. It was dark in the cell and he'd taken off his badge and name tag. I had a cracked collar bone, cracked ankle, bruised ribs, and many other cuts and scrapes.

With current trends I could have sued the police department for my mistake. I'm glad that the option wasn't open to me back then. If I'd sued, I could have become a loser demoncrat for life. All these suits are teaching people is that they can be as stipid as they want, and they'll get paid for it. I took the punishment I was dealt, and so should they.