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  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

    Just heard that woman play hockey in olympia games.
    I think it is really short sighted of Putin to ban gays but still allow woman to play hockey. That is like keeping a backdoor open for lesbians and sooner or later gays will go threw the same door.
    -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
    -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
    -Holocaust Jokes
    -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
    -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
    -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
    -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
    -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

      The blaring of that strange thing Mexicans call "music" at the supermarket. It honestly gives me a headache.
      Why can't they play good American music?
      Yours In Christ,
      Mrs. Aaron White
      Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ
      Ephesians 6:5

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      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

        A entire thread to complain about everything in your lives that offends you? Don't Christians complain enough? This can't be mentally healthy!
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        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

          I'm offended by atheists complaining that Christians complain too much.
          sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

          Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

            The "gay rights" protest just down the street... *eye twitch*
            1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:10: (9) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (10) Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

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            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

              I'm offended when th gaywise don't behave normally (for them).

              Mincing and lisping is a very reliable way of recognising these felons as they go about their filthy trade

              It seems that as part of the New Gay Agenda there is a worrying trend to hide their true nature under a shroud of walking purposefully, talking clearly and generally being decisive.

              It makes me sick.

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                I do understand... I had someone ask me "Why is being gay unnatural and being straight natural?" DUDE. First off, have this Leviticus 18:22, this 1 Corinthians 6:9-10, 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 (defile themselves with mankind), this Romans 1:27, Jude 1:7 (Strange flesh, aka not straight sex) and this Genesis 1:28 (MULTIPLY. You cannot multiply if you are a homersexual). Secondly, even if you want to take this scientifically, the bodies of man and woman are obviously made for one another only. Plugging each other in the arse is NOT natural, unlike us normal people.
                1 Corinthians 6:9 - 6:10: (9) Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, (10) Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

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                • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                  At the moment I am offended by all the newspaper reports in the UK that are saying the flooding is due to science and not because God is angry about gay marriage.


                  Join the dots! These secularismistic fools will have us all marching in to Hell if nobody stands for what's decent and right and starts moves towards proper capital punishment for the homos.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                    People who try to convert me to other religions in the street.
                    Lamentations 4:5 They that did feed delicately are desolate in the streets: they that were brought up in scarlet embrace dunghills.

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                    • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                      People who disrespect God in any way. It just something that annoys me a lot.
                      Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                      Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                      • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                        Why do so many people hate God?




                        Titus 3:10-11
                        A man that is an heretick after the first and second admonition reject;
                        Knowing that he that is such is subverted, and sinneth, being condemned of himself.

                        Romans 16:17
                        Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.
                        -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                        -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                        -Holocaust Jokes
                        -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                        -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                        -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                        -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                        -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                          I really do not like homosexuals. They make me so angry that I want to rip my hair out. They act so stupid and gross. They wear really tight pants to show off their distended anuses. Today I seen 2 people I think were queers walking around the local grocery mart talking about how they wanted to get some kind of salami and then the other one said "no get the bigger one its a better deal" I was so mad.

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                          • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                            I am highly offended by my bean~licking bull dyke lezza of a Dr. She wouldn't let my HUSBAND into the examination room, saying that is their policy. Firstly he has a right to be there 'cos he owns me, I was bought fair and square. Secondly, I know her agenda, she wants to stuff me full of baby killing pills and contraptions. Thirdly she wants to ask me stupid questions about how my HUSBAND treats me, she might be happy about going to hell but I ain't gonna let her jeopardize my salvation by attempting to talk me out of my holy, righteous and much deserved ass paddlings. Liberals are so infuriating.

                            LOVE, HONOR, OBEY.

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                            • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                              Cage The Elephant!

                              If there were ever a more straight forward euphemism for anal sex, I've never heard it!

                              And check out 1:25 to 1:33 on this abomination:



                              That is the stark reality every True Christian™ husband has to face, and is no good excuse for skidding sideways into another man's rectum. What a disgrace!

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                              • Re: What are you offended by right now?

                                CONFESS!!!

                                OK, which one of you microwaved the seafood casserole and left half of it on the counter in the mens cafeteria? Not only is eating shellfish a sin (Leviticus 11:9-12) it STINKS to high heaven. Even in secular circles this practice is unacceptable.

                                Whomever did this, I would suggest getting your behind in there right now with a can of Godly febreeze before Pastor Ezekiel finds out. You remember what happened to Sister Janet Flatterty when she ordered a platter of shrimp cocktail to the mens praise gathering in June of 2010? Well, you don't see her around here anymore do you?

                                Hop to it!!!
                                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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