[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

I'm putting a $1 million bounty on Christopher Hitchen's soul. Bring him to Christ and you shall be *rewarded.

GLORY!

I'd like to point out that this is on top of the bounty that had previously been issued for Mr. Hitchen's soul, so you can count your cash while enjoying a free haircut!

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

GLORY!

I'd like to point out that this is on top of the bounty that had previously been issued for Mr. Hitchen's soul, so you can count your cash while enjoying a free haircut!

Glory! I had thought that notice meant that you had to save all 3, Paul Zachary Meyers, Richard "Dick" Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Glory! I had thought that notice meant that you had to save all 3, Paul Zachary Meyers, Richard "Dick" Dawkins, and Christopher Hitchens!

I am sure Jesus will accept any one of those three horrible men's souls Brother. However now that Christ is giving Hitchens some of His special Tough Love(r) we can be sure that Hitchens is the most vulnerable acceptable to The Lord's message.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Well if he does convert, I hope he does so publicly. He's responsible for damning a lot of people to hell.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

As we all know, famous atheists always convert on their deathbeds, like Charles Darwin. That just goes to show how tenuous and non-committed their faith to the atheistic religion is. When confronted with a frightening serious matter like their own mortality, they throw themselves on their knees, begging God for forgiveness.

Yet, name a single Christian who renounced his Christianity in death? Think of the thousands of Christians who were martyred and not one of them let go of their faith. That is evidence right there that Christianity is true and atheism is nothing but a big lie that people think they believe in, but when the times come, they're ready to jump ship.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.





On the other hand, Christians always smile.


Our brother in Christ, Ted Haggard. Freshly dehomoized and off the meth.


Who doesn't remember Jimmy Swaggart for his smile?


Jim and Tammy. Good friends of my family.


The master himself. Thank God He didn't let Pastor Oral Roberts die when Pastor Roberts needed 11 million dollars.

[A Follower]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.

How could any atheist smile? Deep down in their hearts they all know Hell is approaching, and it's approaching fast.



I'll be praying for mr. Hitchens, I hope God leaves him the use of his voice and life long enough to renounce atheism and go to Heaven with all of us.

[beewill]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

This posting is a prime example of why Christianity is losing its foot hold in Western Society. To revel in the thought that you’re all powerful and compassionate deity would focus his, or her, powers on one particular individual and make him suffer in his dying days is revolting. The so called "leaders" of your faith offering money and asking for some more in return, for harassing a dying man to change his deepest convictions is despicable and furthermore not relevant to any of the teachings from your divine. To put forth the argument that jesus is the cause for Mr. Hitchens recent plight is low brow and takes no intellect. The god fearing Commander Hitchens, Christopher’s father succumbed to the same cancer in 1987. Was the great jesus punishing him as well or was it just a form of cancer that was unfortunately passed down, genetically, to his son Christopher? Who also smoked profusely which has been scientifically, without the help of any deity, proven to increase the chances of contracting cancer? Let’s be a little more intellectually honest with ourselves and leave people to their own convictions especially if it comforts them in their dying days.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

@ beewill

Why don't you make an introduction before you go around derailing our Holy threads with your negativity.

[hpanic7342]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.

This is not a joke. Please seek help.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Many people in this thread are obviously in need of psychiatric help. I will not single them out, because it's rude to single them out publicly. If you suspect that I am talking about you, please do contact me, and I can point you to some resources that might be helpful. The road to recovery is not easy, but it is readily available if you are willing to help yourself.

This is not a joke. Please seek help.

How so friend? All we are trying to do is help Mr Hitchens in his dark moment of need. It is not like we gave him cancer. If I dare say so it would be Hitchen's notorious chain smoking that created his unfortunate condition.

[beewill]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Please forgive me for not introducing myself, that is clearly protocall. I have done so in the link you so kindly provided.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Christopher Hitchens always looks unhappy in his pictures. I think that must be because he doesn't believe in God.

Since he got sick, that heathen Hitchens got even uglier! I think God has really started punishing him for his heretical beliefs! Couldn't be happening to a nicer guy!

[SUV]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

For his traveling pleasure on the HELL Train: Jesus, please reserve one extra-wide "love seat" (ordinarily for homer!s and fatsos only)
for Hitchens and his evil twin, Dawkins

Because most Certainly a Just God will remove his chancreous self from the Earth soon also.

Excre-mints for the ride, anyone?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Pray For Christopher Hitchens Deathbed Conversion

Pastor Zeke and Reverend Jim, I have mobilized the Curative Prayer Center at Landover Baptist University to pray for Hitchen's conversion. While we normally pray for patients to be cured directly by God, I am following your instructions to instead pray that Mr. Hitchens to becomes a True Christian™ and then dies of his righteous throat cancer.

Here is a photo of our Faith Healers
using their Prayer Amplifiers in the CPC

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