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  • 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!


    Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

    Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."
    1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
    2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
    3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
    4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
    5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
    6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
    7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
    8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
    9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

    All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
    Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:48 AM. Reason: Typo
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    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    @Cranky Old Man I never liked windmills and wooden shoes!
    Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:44 AM.
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    • #3
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Also they invented the cursed Moomins.
      Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:44 AM.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
        No doubt they were having sex with each other.

        We're talking about gay European soccer and not real American football, just so no one is confused.
        Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:44 AM.
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        • #5
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          A couple of issues I have.

          #3. Are you talking about football? Real football? Or that homer excuse for football called soccer?

          #7. I've heard that they're allowed to wear their hair long in the army and that they don't have to obey any commands given by higher ups. They can just claim that 'going over' is against their conscious. Is this true?
          Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:45 AM.
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            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            It doesn't surprise me that they are neighbors with the Danes. Europe is truly one great big filthy bastion of Satanic degradation.
            Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:45 AM.
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              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              #3. Are you talking about football? Real football? Or that homer excuse for football called soccer?
              I mean the homer variation mostly called soccer. I named it football on purpose here to make sure the Dutch will recognize it.

              #7. I've heard that they're allowed to wear their hair long in the army and that they don't have to obey any commands given by higher ups. They can just claim that 'going over' is against their conscious. Is this true?
              Yes, this is one of the reasons their army is completely useless.
              Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:45 AM.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #8
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                The Dutch are indeed a very sinful nation. I wonder why God hasn't wiped them out yet, just like he did with Sodom and Gomorrah.
                Genesis 19:24: Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
                Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:46 AM.
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                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Cranky is that the place where all drugs are legal even the devil weed marijuana? I have heard( Never been there!) that they even have whores in store front windows dressed in very little clothing, is that true? What are they thinking, its not Wal-Mart. I also heard that the country is filled with dyke's. No wonder God hates them, drug addicts whores and lesbos. It sure sounds a lot like Denmark.
                  Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:46 AM.

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                  • #10
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
                    Well, I heard that they tipped over their windmills and started putting wings on them .


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                    Last edited by Felicity; 06-04-2010, 06:46 AM.
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                    • #11
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      I just landed at Freehold international from Godless Europe, so I haven't had time to read this thread, but I just wanted to add that God should hate Holland because they currently base there economy on flowers, tulips to be exact.

                      What kind of country has a queen and sells flowers for a living? A fag country, that's who! Guess where the world's largest flower market is . . . you guessed right!

                      And please, they eat EELS for every meal over there! Paging Dr. Freud, obvious penis-gobbling substitute on line one! A whole country of pasty white homos if you ask me!
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                      • #12
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post

                        And please, they eat EELS for every meal over there! Paging Dr. Freud, obvious penis-gobbling substitute on line one!

                        Ugh!


                        My sources tell me that REAL men eat bull's testicles.


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                        • #13
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          I never liked the rubber cheese there anyway.

                          It is indeed amazing how many parallels there are between the Dutch and the Danes. Both countries seem to do everything they can to insult God as much as possible. Also, both of these countries are currently being taken over by moonworshiping muslims.

                          Of course, in Holland everything is legal except being a Christian, so the muslims can do whatever they like. Did you know that the Dutch have universal healthcare? Of course, it doesn't work, as there aren't enough doctors and hospitals for the needs of the Dutch people, which is why they legalized drugs, so that people could choose their own medicinal treatment.
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                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • #14
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            Cranky is that the place where all drugs are legal even the devil weed marijuana?
                            Yes. Kids can just buy those in the supermarket.

                            I have heard( Never been there!) that they even have whores in store front windows dressed in very little clothing, is that true?
                            Yes.Window shopping in Holland is pure evil.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #15
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              Well at least the Devil weed is keeping them mellow enough that they're not invading like certain vikings.
                              Drama queen

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