Hmm, punch anyone from history?
Let me think about that . . .
- Muhamhead, for creating the terrorist cult known as Islam;
- FDR, for introducing Creeping Socialism to the US; and
- Dr. Y. Takasaki of the Agency of Industrial Science and Technology of Japan's Ministry of International Trade and Industry, for making economically feasible in the late 1960s the process through which high-fructose corn syrup, one of the great poisons thrust upon innocent American consumers, is made.