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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
You want to rebuke True Christian™ who are above reproach?
Really?
You might want to rethink that, dear. Read more. Post less. Learn from those who know the Will of God, and walk the Walk of the Righteous.
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Sister, this girl's father needs to sell her to a stern, no-nonsense, older Christian man...and quickly! She should be impregnated and locked inside a kitchen ASAP, or I feel she will just continue to spin out of control and veer into the lake of fire, without a Godly husband to apply the brakes (a metaphor for a corrective series of savage kidney punches) for her, and set her back upon the straight and narrow road to Heaven.