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Default Re: Every young man's battle - PORN & MASTURBATION - 10-28-2013, 10:38 PM

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And these forums are filled with hot rage towards women, liberals, democrats, communists, Obama, muslims, hindus, catholics, atheists, agnostics, non US Americans (so roughly 5.7 billion people), homosexuals ...
You are imagining things again. Then again, as we noticed your perception of "hot rage" means someone replying to you. Are you one of those cursed with assburgers, since your social skills are so poor?

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That makes up for at least 98% of the population on this planet. Statistically speaking, YOU here are not normal. You are the aberration.
You are once again confused. Those are two different things. Yes, number of people saved (Christians) is smaller at the moment (before everyone is converted to Christianity) than people send in hell. That does not mean Christians are for now abnormal. 100% of population in a prison for pedophiles are pedophiles. By your logic this would make pedophiles in that prison normal.

Of course I understand that as a foreigner, you have huge disadvantage in life since you were not born American. This limits your understanding of these things greatly. Still, it does not mean that you are beyond hope.

You see, I really understand your problem. I was unfortunate enough to be born in a godless country full of eskimos. After I found Jesus (the REAL Jesus, not that false-Jesus worshiped by that satanic Luther cult) a miracle happened. I was healed! Through sweet blood of Jesus taint of eskimo was finally lifted from me and I was born again as an American! Well, there are still fer minor legal issues with secular law, but I am allowed to tithe our Church as a normal person by our pastors, so in the eyes of our LORD I am one of His chosen people.

Once those few legal issues with secular law is taken care of, I can finally fulfill my second greatest dream. Vote for Republican party! My greatest dream of course it that Jesus sees fit to call me to home to Him as soon as possible.

Glory!
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