[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

How tall is the plastic Jesus at the Landover Baptist Church?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

How tall is the plastic Jesus at the Landover Baptist Church?

The link here has a slide show that pictures the other plastic Jesus' in our County. Our plastic Jesus is only the third largest, so small God does not find it idolatry.

http://www.stanthonydsm.org/

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

Thank you Mr Mayor. Besides, it would be utterly tasteless to strive to have the biggest plastic Jesus.

[Constantine1648]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

I can't help think that an statue of Jesus smacks of Papism, I think it a shame that the one in Godless Argentina (or Panama or where ever it was) wasn't completely struck down by God.

The thought of a rubber statue would concern me - we wouldn't want Freehold to be over run by homers who (from what I gather) are attracted to rubber.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

Like a hundred foot tall Jesus shaped dildo?

Hello Landover Baptist Church.

I did not know what a Jesus shaped dildo was so I put Jesus shaped dildo in the Google and do not do an image search on that it will make you sad and confused.

Thank you.

Rusty

[see_the_light]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

Hello Landover Baptist Church.

I did not know what a Jesus shaped dildo was so I put Jesus shaped dildo in the Google and do not do an image search on that it will make you sad and confused.

Thank you.

Rusty

I cannot believe it!

7 1/2 inches of silicon blasphemy!!!

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

I cannot believe it!

7 1/2 inches of silicon blasphemy!!!...

That all??

Ron Jeremy wins again!

[see_the_light]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

That all??

Ron Jeremy wins again!

That's another part of the blasphemy!

We all know that he was crucified with three nails so that his legs would be together and hide his humongous Tally-waker.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Godfly]

Re: Why Freehold Does Not Have a 100 foot high statue of Jesus.

Only countries filled with Mexicans like Brazil have giant Jesus statues. If we got one in Freehold we might as well start wearing sombreros, driving low riders and taking siestas during the most profitable time of day. In my opinion we have too many Mexicans as it is. Pastor Zeke's charitable project to train the next Menudo has tripled the number of young hairless Mexican boys in town and required us to hire more police. If we built a giant Jesus we might as well change the sign at the border from "Freehold, unsaved unwelcome!" To "Des Moines, the Mexico of Iowa."