Re: 20 Reasons God Hates Injuns -
05-25-2011, 12:07 AM
Let's not forget the savage's latest tool of war against the white man: Casinos. They prey on the vulnerable, the compulsive, the desperate, and the superstitious. As a compulsive gambler, I've lost hundreds of thousands of dollars to these redskins. I'll be at the roulette table and place a small bet, like $5,000 on red. Well, black will turn up. So, I try to recoup my losses and I feel lucky, so I bet $10,000 this time on black. Red comes up. So, screw colors, I bet even for $20,000. This time I win!
But now I'm back where I started from, so I feel a little lucky and start betting more. By the end of the night I'm on the phone with my bank trying to get an emergency loan to pay my gambling debts.
And it's ALL the injun's fault! Why couldn't they have stopped me if they see me progressively betting and losing? Or, why can't they just forgive the debt entirely? Bloodthirsty savages.
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