Re: Coon Pastor Drowns Trying to Copy Jesus -
01-02-2014, 02:32 AM
Isaiah 43:2 tells us that the LORD doesn't allow His people to drown (I assume there is fine print somewhere, but still...) had this darkie been in good stead with the Heavenly Father, He would still be walking and leaping and praising God.
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