Re: A Poem about the Gospels -
02-15-2009, 04:11 PM
A Poem Based On 1 Timothy
Pay no attention to silly fables or endless genealogies!
Here are the people who are lawless: the disobedient, the ungodly, sinners, the unholy, the profane, those who commit patricide, those who commit matricide, murderers in general, pimps, homosexuals, slave traders, liars, perjurers, and any other thing contrary to sound doctrine!
Do not disagree with Paul, like Hymenaeus and Alexander, for they were delivered unto Satan, that they may learn not to blaspheme!
Women - dress modestly, with shamefacedness, and sobriety - don't braid your hair, wear gold, pearls, or anything expensive!
If a woman absolutely insists on learning, it must be in silence and all subjection - NEVER allow a woman to teach, to steal authority over a man, but ALWAYS in silence!
Men are greater than women, because Adam was made first, and Eve was the one deceived, but despite that women can still be saved if they have children!
Here are the signs that you are in the latter times - some shall depart from the faith, listen to seducing spirits, follow the doctrines of the devil, be lying hypocrites, people shall be forbidden to marry, and become vegetarians!
Don't worry about exercising your body!
Take pity on REAL widows: desolate, trusting in God, praying day and night - but don't care about FAKE widows: having pleasure, for they are dead women walking!
Here is the only reason you should help a widow, even if you live in a society where women earning an income is near-impossible: she must be over sixty, have had only one husband, has done good works that are well-reported, has raised children, has lodged strangers, washed the feet of the saints, relieved the afflicted, diligently followed every good work - but DON'T help widows under sixty, because they will wax wanton against Christ, re-marry, and be damned because of it - if you help them, they'll become lazy, mooching off her neighbors, gossipers, busybodies, speaking things they ought not - let them get married again, have children, take care of the house, and so Satan will not get to them - if you are taking care of these widows, cast them out to the street so you can have the resources to take care of real widows!
Rebuke those who sin in front of everybody, so that they may all learn to fear!
Do you have a stomach ache? Just drink a little wine!
Servants, honor your masters, or else you'll be a blasphemer!
Avoid science, falsely so called!
AMEN
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