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Originally Posted by ThorkellOfNordic
Too bad death is still a concept as Jesus stayed dead for how many days? Hahahaha, while Jesus can still die and takes days to come back Thor and the other Asgards became immortal from eating the Golden Apples of Iduun. Wanna know what's funny about machines? They can't beat nature. Thor wields thunder and flying horses what can helicopters do to storms? What a joke, such a lush! Your imaginary Jesus loses it seems.
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I don't know what kind of golden apples you have over there in godless Sweden, but I can tell you that when Induns leave golden apples in these parts, they come out of the ponies and it is the hindmost part that produces them. I've never heard any claims that eating horse apples will lead to immortality, even from the Induns and they believe all kinds of nonsense. As far as your flying heathens: We haven't seen any in this area, but if any come by, they had best not violate our airspace, or they will get a Stinger missile right up the golden apple factory.