Thread: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? Answer: JESUS!!!
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Default Re: Who would win in a fight Jesus Christ or the Mighty Thor? - 06-27-2015, 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by ThorkellOfNordic View Post
Bahahaha! Are you daft?! Thor gets more dames than Jesus ever did besides didn't Jesus die a virgin? Yahahaha what a joke! Besides your False God sacrificed his own son! What a great father. Dying for people's sins? So Jesus has weak people in his army who need a martyr? The Nordic Army were powerful and had men a strong are bears! You worship a false god and even weaker man! Thor would destroy Jesus and Odin would tear his father from his throne! Gyahahaha! When the rapture comes the Norse will surely be fine, not your weak army!
What is death to God? When Jesus was done with being dead He simply resurrected Himself, I have yet to see thor doing that. And God's army, the US military, is the strongest army the world has ever seen, being strong as a bear doesn't stop a Hellfire missile from a Predator drone

Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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