[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.

You missed a few passages, my cherry-picking friend.

Most are an abomination in the eyes of The Lord.

Proverbs 15:9 (1611 King James Bible)

The way of the wicked is an abomination vnto the Lord: but he loueth him that followeth after righteousnes.

Matthew 7:14 (1611 King James Bible)

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way which leadeth vnto life, and few there be that finde it.

This tells us that most are wicked, are hated by God as abominations, and are denied paradise (life) and doomed to hell.

By the way, Brother Hutchins is a respected church leader, a veritable dignitary here walking the straight and narrow next to God, setting a fine example for True Christians™ everywhere. Whether you agree with him or not, you should show him the respect he deserves. Failure to do so can result in your invoking the wrath of the Elders, Pastors and even God Almighty Himself.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

I have read it thanks, multiple times. Also, 'thusly' isn't a word. Go read a dictionary.

Which one, dear?
Oxford English?
Merriam-Webster?
Free Online Dictionary?

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

not for a second do I believe that a God who describes himself as a 'God of Love' would hate people just for being themselves.

People are by nature sinful, and God hates sinners, so He does hate people just for being themselves.

Everyone is by nature sinful from the moment of conception:
Ps 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

Eccl 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jer 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Rom 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

People are incapable of changing their sinful ways on their own:
Jer 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

God hates:
Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Lev 26:30 And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you.

Deut 32:19 And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters.

Ps 5:5 The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Ps 5:6 Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man.

Ps 10:3 For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth.

Ps 11:5 The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Ps 53:5 There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them.

Ps 73:20 As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image.

Ps 78:59 When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:

Ps 106:40 Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance.

Prov 6:16-19 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Prov 22:14 The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein.

Lam 2:6 And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest.

Hos 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

Am 5:21 I hate, I despise your feast days, and I will not smell in your solemn assemblies.

Zec 11:8 Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me.

Mal 1:3 And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.

Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Rev 2:6; 15 But this thou hast, that thou hatest the deeds of the Nicolaitanes, which I also hate.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Unborn babies are certainly among the least Christian demographic, having categorically never heard of Jesus or read the Bible. They also count as souls, and can therefore be condemned to the same Hell as Hitler. They are also asexual, and therefore defying many of God's commandments as outlined throughout this thread.

Babies certainly deserve to be aborted, but that does not give us the right to administer this divine punishment. Only God has jurisdiction over the inward parts of the womb, to punish the unborn for their crimes against nature.

The second most guilty category of soul is the newborn. They have still never embraced the truth of Jesus. In some ways they are even more guilty than the unborn, since they actively reject the Good News upon hearing it. But many of them have been baptised and are therefore incrementally closer to repentance than the wicked fetus. Still incapable of fulfilling God's reproductive requirements, a broken baby monitor can easily push these foul creatures over the precipice into aeternal damnation.

The next category of asexual actively campaigning against its creator is the prepubescent child. These abominations still have not taken the first step towards fruitful multiplication, but at least they have nominally accepted the value of Biblical doctrine in some cases. They cannot obey the law, but they can comprehend its importance, by imagining the flames of Hell torturing them forever and ever. Closer to eternal safety from God than ever before, they often read the Bible and fantasize about a hereafter in which God does not hate them.

Still falling short of the mark, the next category of damned soul closer to achieving salvation is the unmarried adolescent. These rogues are at least capable of fulfilling God's will, but have not gotten around to it yet.

The first category of saved person, not as highly esteemed as Ezekiel Bathfire or myself, but good enough of a category to contain many saved people, is the rapist category. Among rapists there are many who follow God's law to the letter. They pay the rape fee without haggling. They have biological children. Some even fight the liberal court system and the daughters of their victims for ownership of them, so that these children can be taught to serve the Lord by a qualified rapist instead of a wanton harlot who resists God's gift of salvation through childbirth. These are the people we should have baby sitting our children during their awkward adolescent years, in hopes that they can be saved without the hassles and complications of courtship. Rapists are fully capable of serving God as any True Christian(tm), even if they are not pastors or anti-sodomy activists.

Then there is the highest category of divine creature, the True Christian(tm) householder. These men do not even have to rape their wives, because they have educated their families in the importance of doctrinal compliance. The looming threat of divine retribution means that everyone in the home is agreeable to the dictates of a True Christian(tm) householder. They are the least asexual of the six classes, and therefore the most saved.

[JustGotSaved]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

For those of raving about stoning and killing and etc. Jesus told us, whoever is blameless can throw the first stone. None of us are sinless, unless you are the next coming of Christ. So, if any of you have cut your hair recently or worn multi-fabric clothing, you can join me, the straight person who happens to not want to have sex, in Hell.

Maybe Jesus was saying, "Me first!"
Notice there were given no rules about throwing the second stone.

After all, He's done it before:

Genesis 6:17 And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

Jude 1:5 I will therefore put you in remembrance, though ye once knew this, how that the Lord, having saved the people out of the land of Egypt, afterward destroyed them that believed not.


He continues to do it:

Matthew 10:28 And fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to kill the soul: but rather fear him which is able to destroy both soul and body in hell.


And He'll do it again:

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Glory!

JGS

PS, and my signature line is applicable here. REPENT!

[The-Bucket]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"

Why do you hate Jesus? He died temporarily so you had a way out of going to the Lake of Fire?

YIC

[The-Bucket]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Why do you hate Jesus? He died temporarily so you had a way out of going to the Lake of Fire?

YIC

The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

Hello there. I am an asexual. I feel right at home among the trolls here, so I must say... "Come at me, bro!"

Son, you're confused. This "Come at me, bro" phrase was created by the homosexual troupes that wander the streets of New York City. It's a call for a gang-rape-off. If you, a self-proclaimed hater of intimacy and love, are inviting a gang of professional homosexual rapists to attack and molest you, why would you do so here? We strive to love the sinner in a Platonic way, not through any penile projection.

This kind of confusion comes from a lack of Christ. There is, however, an antidote to this confusion. It is the wisdom of God, gained only through accepting Christ in your heart. Consider how valuable this wisdom is:

Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding.
For the merchandise of it is better than the merchandise of silver, and the gain thereof than fine gold.
She is more precious than rubies: and all the things thou canst desire are not to be compared unto her.
Length of days is in her right hand; and in her left hand riches and honour.
Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.
She is a tree of life to them that lay hold upon her: and happy is every one that retaineth her.
Proverbs 3:13-18

Please note that the "she" referred to her is wisdom. I know it means nothing to you when presented as a lady, seeing how you are secretly attracted to the male member of your hopeless brothers in arms, but just let that part go for now. It will make sense after you have faith. In fact, everything makes sense only after you have faith.

[The-Bucket]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

@Mary Etheldreda

***LEWD AND PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT REMOVED***

Platonic love is what asexuals seek. Also, I am female.
I am not inviting people to approach me in a penetrative manner physically, but mentally.

[A Follower]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?

First, God's mind is unknowable to us mere men. Second, God already did. God is Jesus and He did tell us all to stop sinning. God also appeared to countless people all throughout history, as the Bible tells us, Exodus 24:9-12 is a nice and clear example of God appearing to people to tell them to follow His Law.

9 Then went up Moses, and Aaron, Nadab, and Abihu, and seventy of the elders of Israel:

10 And they saw the God of Israel: and there was under his feet as it were a paved work of a sapphire stone, and as it were the body of heaven in his clearness.

11 And upon the nobles of the children of Israel he laid not his hand: also they saw God, and did eat and drink.

12 And the Lord said unto Moses, Come up to me into the mount, and be there: and I will give thee tables of stone, and a law, and commandments which I have written; that thou mayest teach them.

Now I have proven that God is smarter than you and has already done everything you ask of Him, it is time for you to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior and stop sinning.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?

No, sin requires atonement, specifically blood. God loves the smell of blood.

Leviticus 17:11 (1611 King James Bible)

For the life of the flesh is in the blood, and I haue giuen it to you vpon the Altar, to make an atonement for your soules: for it is the blood, that maketh an atonement for the soule.

Hebrews 9:22 (1611 King James Bible)

And almost all things are by the Law purged with blood: and without shedding of blood is no remission.

Covering all sin for all time required very special blood...Holy blood.

Hebrews 9:12 (1611 King James Bible)

Neither by the blood of Goats and Calues: but by his owne blood hee entred in once into the Holy place, hauing obtained eternall redemption for vs.

You see, Jesus temporarily committed suicide so that His blood could cleanse us of the sin we inherited, and thus we would no longer be a horrible abomination unto God.

Isaiah 64:6 (1611 King James Bible)

But we are al as an vncleane thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy ragges, and we all doe fade as a leafe, and our iniquities like the wind haue taken vs away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

@Mary Etheldreda

***LEWD AND PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT REMOVED***

Platonic love is what asexuals seek. Also, I am female.
I am not inviting people to approach me in a penetrative manner physically, but mentally.

I'll bet you're ugly as sin. Girls who don't want to make babies are either ugly, lezbeans, or both.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: God Hates Asexuals

The question is: Why was it necessary for God to send Jesus (aka Himself) to save those who hated Him by killing Him (in addition to those who truly loved Him)? Couldn't he have just come above the mass of both believers and non-believers, made a thundering roar and announced "I have forgiven your sins and you can come into Heaven, but keep sinning and you will go into the Lake of Fire!" ?

If I knew that I would have the mind of God.

Are you seriously suggesting that I am God?

Really? I think you need to think before you post. Why is it atheists go on so much about God if they don't believe in Him?

YIC