[LissyLovesHerself]

Re: Women Masturbating

Click on THIS link, then click on the "New Thread" button.

You aren't high on dope are you?

Why thank you, I'll go do that now.

And I can proudly say that I have never once done dope in my life.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Women Masturbating

What advice am I giving? I was just hear to share my opninons. Clearly you don't care though. I'm really not a bad person. I'm very nice =) I don't understand why I'm being attacked by everyone...

I don't have a roomate. And I don't use a vibrator.

Female masturbation leads only to demonic posession. This has already been established as fact. Why is this thread still open?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

Why else would God have given you a clitorous?

If your father was any sort of God fearing man he would chop that nefarious nub right off you. What is it with you and your short bus friends? There are millions of sex boards where you could brag about your cooter craze. Why come to a Christian forum to spout filth?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Women Masturbating

I've been masturbating since I was 15.

You DO realise that makes you a pedophile, don't you??

[Sweet unholy heart]

Re: Women Masturbating

You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15. Try really thinking about this, for a minute… your 15 your masturbating to people your own age or older! Being a pedo is when your masturbating to the thought of those younger then you Einstein.

And Further more…
It is NOT a sin to masturbate! Get a grip! It’s a form of release with out pillaging, and raping you stuck up ass hats.
Really take the phalluses out of your asses… if it wasn’t natural human behavior, your “god” that you praise so highly Would not create the urge for us. It works equally both ways the way God intended it. It’s not a sin not in the slightest.. And believe me I use fingers and toys and whatever suits my fancy for the moment. Your Christianic views seem to be more the suppressant and reason for revulsion because your blind sighted by your own idiocy when reading the word… not realizing that it is just that.. Simply WORDS. Nothing more, you’d know in your heart if something was truly wrong, not be afraid of god killing kittens, or going blind. If I go blind from masturbation so fucking be it! At least I had fun getting there!

On a side note, I’m terribly sorry that none of you are comfortable enough in yourselves to allow yourselves pleasure, or to think it okay for others to pleasure themselves, because your to stuck up to do so.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Women Masturbating

You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15. Try really thinking about this, for a minute… your 15 your masturbating to people your own age or older! Being a pedo is when your masturbating to the thought of those younger then you Einstein.

And Further more…
It is NOT a sin to masturbate! Get a grip! It’s a form of release with out pillaging, and raping you stuck up ass hats.
Really take the phalluses out of your asses… if it wasn’t natural human behavior, your “god” that you praise so highly Would not create the urge for us. It works equally both ways the way God intended it. It’s not a sin not in the slightest.. And believe me I use fingers and toys and whatever suits my fancy for the moment. Your Christianic views seem to be more the suppressant and reason for revulsion because your blind sighted by your own idiocy when reading the word… not realizing that it is just that.. Simply WORDS. Nothing more, you’d know in your heart if something was truly wrong, not be afraid of god killing kittens, or going blind. If I go blind from masturbation so piffleing be it! At least I had fun getting there!

On a side note, I’m terribly sorry that none of you are comfortable enough in yourselves to allow yourselves pleasure, or to think it okay for others to pleasure themselves, because your to stuck up to do so.

This Jezebel needs a good spanking!

[Sweet unholy heart]

Re: Women Masturbating

This Jezebel needs a good spanking!

Your damn right I do!
Really,
now who's willing to do it!!!

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: Women Masturbating

Your damn right I do!
Really,
now who's willing to do it!!!

I'd do it myself, but I have six pies in the oven for tomorrows prayer breakfast. But I'm sure any of the Godly pastors here would accommodate you.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: Women Masturbating

You do realize that you are an idiot for telling some one that they are a pedo for starting to masturbate at the age of 15.

I don't see why? Touching a child in an inappropriate sexual manner makes you a pedophile in my book. I don't care what age you are, molesting children is wrong and sick. Being under-age yourself is no excuse! If a 15 year old boy went out and raped a little baby, would you say that was ok because they were both under-age? NO! Touching ANY child sexually makes you a pedophile, even touching yourself if you're a child! Having sexual thoughts about children make you a pedophile, and if you are having sexual thoughts about yourself, while you're still a child, that also makes you a pedophile. Do you not see the logic in this?

This witch was molesting herself when she was still an innocent child, and sexually molesting a child makes you a pedophile. Therefore she is a pedophile.

[Ayeola]

Re: Women Masturbating

Whether you'd like to admit it or not, woman masturbation is natural. Why else would God have given you a clitorous?

Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Women Masturbating

Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?

Women don’t experience orgasms. They experience an hysterical praxomin that is brought on by an excess of affection towards their husbands. Basically all the female “orgasm” is as an emotional outburst much like a temper tantrum or an uncontrolled rage that just underscores why women lack any self control.

Recommended therapy for this is a soothing massage on a sensitive portion of the body. That is all the ciltorious is, a sensitive portion of the body made that why by God so women don’t due stupid things like shove foreign objects into themselves like bananas, tent poles or pineapples. Heaven’s know enough children shove dumb things into their nose.

[Larry Lee]

Re: Women Masturbating

Any answers on that one? Because that is a good question. If the female orgasm "is a myth" then why do we have a clitorous?

Really, child. You may as well ask our Godly Father why He blessed you with an appendix, wisdom teeth and extrinsic ear muscles. Your ignorance is what we expect from those who haven't benefited from home schooling.

And I assume you're aware clitoral nerve endings can serve as an excellent filament for emergency lighting during times of natural disaster and warfare. It's true, Paise God.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Women Masturbating

If guys are allowed to, then when aren't girls?

1. Guys aren't allowed to.
2. When aren't girls? ALWAYS aren't girls, that's when they aren't! Also, why do you hate Jesus' grammar?

Why else would God have given you a clitorous?

I can state with 100% confidence that God has definitely not given me a clitoris! Your crazed Islamist lies are proved wrong once again.

Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate.

"Everyone ONCE in a while i will masturbate"... "Everyone... i will masturbate."
You're going to masturbate everyone? I heard you can get the RSI that way.

I was most definitely not bragging. I'm sorry if you feel like I was.
I'm 16, by the way.

So if you still live with your parents, and you don't have a roommate, does that mean you've been borrowing your mother's dildo? There really is something very wrong with you, you poor sick girl.

[tigerlily]

Re: Women Masturbating

You sorely vex me harlot! I tell you what, go walk down as many dark alleys as possible. With any luck you'll get raped, if people like you can be raped.

How can you wish rape apon any one

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Women Masturbating

How can you wish rape apon any one

What does 'apon' mean? Do you live in Arkansas?