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Happy Birthday! May Jesus come soon and accept you in His Heavenly care!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
The most PRECIOUS of precious birthday love to you, Dear Sister.
You are a sparkling example of valiant True Christian(TM) Womanhood to ALL!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
One more year behind.
Don't get impatient - the day will come when GOD takes You to heaven!!!
PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
Revelation 21:8
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Happy Birthday dear Sister in Christ!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Dear Sister, your birthday is a very important time.
It is the day that Satan once again stops Jesus from calling you to His side for yet another year
That time you were driving and you hit that patch of black ice but somehow recovered the wheel? Who's fault was that?
Satan!
Last year when you had that unfortunate bout of Scabies and thought you were going to die but didn't? Who's fault was that?
Satan!
Yes, yes, YES! Satan has been in the way of the clarion call of Jesus Christ Himself summoning you into His sight.
I have no doubt, NO DOUBT that Jesus has been sending you opportunities to come unto Him: remember that dog that looked at you like you were a large Ham? If Satan had not been plying his dirty trade your Earthly body could have been Pedigree Chum and you would have been on Jesus' knee, being hugged and cuddle-loved (but not in a bad way, more like that of a friendly Uncle) by the Big Man Himself.
Beware Satan and pray that the next Health and Safety Officer passes you by without a word and that dangling uninsulated electrical cable you see hanging from the rafters with Jesus' finger prints on it will have you winging your way to Him in no time.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Thank you all, Brothers and Sisters, for your kind wishes. Without you I would be in despair on this, yet another birthday.
Psalm 13:1 How long wilt thou forget me, O Lord? for ever? how long wilt thou hide thy face from me?
I can only think that Jesus wants me to continue my work here (as instructed in Titus 2:3-5) for a little longer.
YiC
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2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Happy Birthday!
Here is to another year worrying that you don't meet HIS standards.
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Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
That has brought tears to my eyes, Brother Benedict, as only this morning one of my great-grandsons called to say "Maybe Jesus doesn't want you". How cruel the young can be.Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Now I feel so bad! But remember that we do such important work here, winning souls for Christ™, that maybe God™ keeps us around because we're good recruiters?Originally posted by Attila's Wife View PostThat has brought tears to my eyes, Brother Benedict, as only this morning one of my great-grandsons called to say "Maybe Jesus doesn't want you". How cruel the young can be.
Well....I hope you get hit by a car or something this year. I'll pray for it if you like.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Hope I'm not too late to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!Baptist Bethany (Not a Cherry Picker)
Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Happy Birthday and may God bless you for all the wonderful work you do, you Godly lady!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Re: Happy Birthday, Attila's wife, Dear Sister in Christ
Happy Birthday sister!
May God bless it.
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