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Default Re: Antique Battle-Axe For Sale - 03-06-2014, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
Brother Hammer, you didn't state she only had one foot! You should be paying the new owner to take her from you!
The foot was removed by me in accordance with Mark 9:45, a few years back. She tripped over a copy of the KJV Bible that she had carelessly left on the floor, provoking my righteous fury. I amputated the offending foot before Christ could cast her into eternal flame, since back then I still had hopes that she would die any day now, and mightn't have time to repent properly...yet she lingers on...

I gave her an iron-boot from my inquisition chamber, but she refuses to wear it. I'll throw that in, too. Maybe someone else will have better luck persuading her.
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