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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Posts: 79,909
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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Re: Cot Death/Sudden Infant Death Syndrome -
10-01-2006, 04:57 AM
Another one of satan's traps for infants and toddlers is thumb sucking. Nothing will turn your son into a limp-wristed sodomite faster than that perverted activity. Years ago they used to make a solution called "suckoff" that you'd spread on your baby's fingers, and it tasted like skunk vomit. Of course the liebrals have put a stop to that now, so I'd recommend that modern parents do what my folks did: coat your baby's fingers with Tabasco, or any of the hot sauces that you can buy at the Piggly Wiggly (now that the wetbacks are infesting our Godly country).
Thanks to Jesus and my parents, I grew up to become a Heterosexural White Republican True Christian Male. Who craves very very spicy foods of all kind.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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