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Unhappy I'll be out of Freehold today, I had a "wet" dream. - 06-06-2014, 06:04 PM

I...I have no excuse, it just happened. I was having a dream Abigail and I were preparing for another soldier for Christ....and upon waking, I was ejecting seed So in keeping with Deuteronomy 23:10-11, I am leaving town for the day as scripture demands.

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If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chanceth him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp: but it shall be, when evening cometh on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.
The good news is I acted quickly to avoid Onan's fate (Genesis 38:9-10). I scooped up what I could and Abigail happily received it (although that was a bit of an awkward chore). So who knows, God willing, there will be another addition to the Creeser household (even though the secularist doctors are convinced another pregnancy at Abigails age would probably result in her death).

Anywho, sorry Niles, I have to cancel the lawn darts today. When the sun starts setting, I'll wash up in the river and be back for a late supper.
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