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  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

    Originally posted by Akelator View Post
    By the way, let me ask you a question.

    What if fantasy or magic of a unicorn could eradicate all the hunger and suffering in the world, you call it satan?
    I don't understand the question. Unicorns died out during the flood.

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
      We rational Christians know better, because we follow the word of God.

      GLORY!
      MURDER AND GENOCIDE:
      Genesis 7:18-23
      Job 9:22
      Exodus 12:29
      Exodus 12:36
      Exodus 32:27-29
      Deuteronomy 13:6-11
      Numbers 31:17
      Deuteronomy 13:13-19
      Romans 9:21-22
      Isaiah 13:15-18
      1 Samuel 15:3

      ANIMAL AND HUMAN SACRIFICE:
      Exodus 20:24
      Hebrews 9:22
      Leviticus 1:9
      Judges 11:30-39
      Hebrews 10:10
      Numbers 31:40

      TORTURE:
      Revelation 9:5-6
      Revelation 20:10-15
      Revelations 21:8

      CHILD ABUSE:
      Genesis 22:2-10
      Exodus 12:29
      2 Samuel 12:15-18
      2 Kings 2:23-24
      Proverbs 23:13-14
      Mark 7:9-13
      John 3:5

      ANIMAL ABUSE:
      Joshua 11:6
      Genesis 7:18-23

      THEFT:
      Deuteronomy 20:13-14
      Luke 19:30-35

      SLAVERY:
      Leviticus 25:44-46
      Exodus 21:7
      1 Peter 2:18
      Ephesians 6:5,7
      Exodus 21:20-21

      PEDOPHILIA:
      Numbers 31:17-18
      Exodus 21:7-11

      RAPE:
      Numbers 31:17-18
      Genesis 19:8
      2 Peter 2:7-8
      2 Samuel 12:11
      Deuteronomy 22:28-29

      INCEST:
      Genesis 19:36
      Genesis 3:20
      Genesis 7:1 and 13
      Genesis 9:1

      CANNIBALISM:
      Jeremiah 19:9
      Deuteronomy 28:53
      Leviticus 26:27-29
      John 6: 47

      BETRAYAL:
      John 13:21
      Hebrews 10:9-10
      Exodus 10:1
      Romans 9:17-18
      Ezekiel 20:25-26
      Genesis 2:16-17
      Genesis 3:4-5
      Genesis 3:22
      1 Peter 5:8
      John 8:44

      LYING:
      Genesis 22:2
      Genesis 8:21
      2 Peter 3:10-11
      1 Kings 22:23
      2 Thessalonians 2:11
      Ezekiel 14:9
      Exodus 33:2
      1 Timothy 6:15-16
      John 1:18
      Genesis 32:30
      Exodus 6:2-3
      Exodus 24:9-11
      Exodus 33:11
      Numbers 12:7-8
      Proverbs 30:5-6
      Isaiah 45:7

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      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

        Originally posted by TheBlueCar View Post
        MURDER AND GENOCIDE:...
        What does any of that have to do with My Little Pony?

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        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
          What does any of that have to do with My Little Pony?
          Is he boasting that all of the above feature in My Little Pony/the brony lifestyle choice?
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

            Originally posted by Akelator View Post
            By the way, let me ask you a question.

            What if fantasy or magic of a unicorn could eradicate all the hunger and suffering in the world, you call it satan?
            Yet they can't, cause unicorns died off, that's because God knew they were backstabbing pricks, and the only people who enjoy "unicorn-like" stuff are those backstabbers who act all friendly in front of a person. But as soon as said person turns around, you can hear the knife come out of the backstabber's pocket.
            I am Friedrich Günther.
            I am of German descent American, who is a Christian.
            I have served in the Army as a Radio Operator in the German and US army.
            I believe in God, and I am highly against Communism, as I myself have experienced, and know it's true evil. Unlike those, who worship it, when they have not experienced it.

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            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

              To: Brony hating bible humping people who like to call themselves Christians.

              You people are idiots. Try to do some REAL research before you start a topic. A Brony tale documentary Available on itunes and Brony Chronicles by Saberspark on YouTube is a good start.

              We are harmless yes some may yell back and that will give you more fuel but those are only some. There is even some who are part of Bronies for good. A group who get donations that go STRAIGHT to helping those in need http://broniesforgood.org/
              Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.

              To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought my family brought me up Christian. I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.

              From. A 24 year old girl wiccan brony engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist. Blessed Be bitches! )O(

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              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                Originally posted by Jimjams View Post
                To: Brony hating bible humping people who like to call themselves Christians.

                You people are idiots. Try to do some REAL research before you start a topic. A Brony tale documentary Available on itunes and Brony Chronicles by Saberspark on YouTube is a good start.

                We are harmless yes some may yell back and that will give you more fuel but those are only some. There is even some who are part of Bronies for good. A group who get donations that go STRAIGHT to helping those in need [porno link deleted]
                Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.

                To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought my family brought me up Christian. I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.

                From. A 24 year old girl wiccan brony engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist. Blessed Be bitches! )O(
                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Dear Godmocking Whore;

                  Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                  Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  How am I a prostitute? I have never waled the streets for money. I live with my fiance and only have sex with him.

                  Also we wiccans do not worship Satan we don't even believe in him

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                  • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                    Originally posted by Jimjams View Post
                    To: Brony hating bible humping people who like to call themselves Christians.

                    You people are idiots.
                    Hello, Jimjams. Like you, I am a newcomer to this site. You and me have the right to disagree with this particular Christian group; however, I don't believe that insults will lead to anything positive. You have your beliefs, they have theirs. Why can't you be more tolerant and less ethnocentric?

                    Try to do some REAL research before you start a topic.
                    This is a particularly interesting statement, especially given that later you say the following:

                    Your Jesus loves everyone. Do me a favor. Go learn Latin and read the real 1000+ year old texts.
                    If you have done "some REAL research" on this issue, you would know that:

                    1) Jesus does love everyone, but that does not prevent Him from sending sinners (the majority of people) to Hell.

                    2) Latin isn't helpful for reading the original text of the Bible because neither Old nor New Testament were written in Latin.
                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                    • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                      Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                      Hello, Jimjams. Like you, I am a newcomer to this site. You and me have the right to disagree with this particular Christian group; however, I don't believe that insults will lead to anything positive. You have your beliefs, they have theirs. Why can't you be more tolerant and less ethnocentric?
                      Hello Dolores, and welcome to our friendly forums. You might have to use smaller words for our Wendy the Good Little Witch wanna be.

                      Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                      This is a particularly interesting statement, especially given that later you say the following:

                      If you have done "some REAL research" on this issue, you would know that:

                      1) Jesus does love everyone, but that does not prevent Him from sending sinners (the majority of people) to Hell.

                      2) Latin isn't helpful for reading the original text of the Bible because neither Old nor New Testament were written in Latin.
                      1) Please share the verse that states Jesus loves everyone. Protip, John 3:16 doesn't say it.

                      2) If the Holy Bible required the True Christian™ to read and understand Greek or Aramaic to be guided in the Truth™, the Good Lord would have created us knowing it instinctively. Instead, if you'd done "some REAL research" on this issue, you'd know that faith comes from hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17), not on studying foreign languages. Righteousness doesn't come from Rosetta Stone, dear, but from fearing and trusting the LORD (Proverbs 9:10).
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Hello Dolores, and welcome to our friendly forums. You might have to use smaller words for our Wendy the Good Little Witch wanna be.
                        I will keep that in mind, Mrs. Etheldreda.

                        1) Please share the verse that states Jesus loves everyone. Protip, John 3:16 doesn't say it.
                        I apologize. I repeated something that is often said without checking with the Bible.

                        2) If the Holy Bible required the True Christian™ to read and understand Greek or Aramaic to be guided in the Truth™, the Good Lord would have created us knowing it instinctively. Instead, if you'd done "some REAL research" on this issue, you'd know that faith comes from hearing the Word of God (Romans 10:17), not on studying foreign languages. Righteousness doesn't come from Rosetta Stone, dear, but from fearing and trusting the LORD (Proverbs 9:10).
                        I agree. I wish to regain that faith, which I used to have as a child. I was just trying to point out to Jimjams that she missed the boat trying to imply that Latin was the original language of the Scripture.
                        John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                        • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                          Originally posted by Dolores de Barriga View Post
                          I will keep that in mind, Mrs. Etheldreda.

                          I apologize. I repeated something that is often said without checking with the Bible.

                          I agree. I wish to regain that faith, which I used to have as a child. I was just trying to point out to Jimjams that she missed the boat trying to imply that Latin was the original language of the Scripture.
                          I too was raised in a the home of papist cults. I too thought I had faith, that I loved Jesus. I later realized all my prayers were nothing more than me talking to myself. They were attempts to self-sooth my worried mind, attempts I had been conditioned from infancy to believe were effective. I would encourage you to ignore the lessons you had been taught as a child and think instead for yourself. Pray to Jesus to touch your heart. Then let Him in.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                            Originally posted by Jimjams View Post
                            How am I a prostitute? I have never waled the streets for money. I live with my fiance and only have sex with him.
                            You and your "fiance" are fornicators, and are living in sin. Jesus loves you so much that He has a special place in hell waiting for you.

                            Originally posted by Dimbulbs View Post
                            Also we wiccans do not worship Satan we don't even believe in him
                            You may not believe in satan, but he believes in you. He has you by the short hairs, and you are his willing thrall. Repent or burn.

                            2 Chronicles 15:13
                            Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                              Originally posted by Jimjams View Post

                              To those that say we are pedophiles. HAHAHAHAHA try again. I was molested as a child by a cousin and raped as a teenager by other people even thought
                              Of course you were molested by a cousin, that is how all Alaskans reproduce.

                              Originally posted by Jimjams View Post

                              my family brought me up Christian.
                              They did a terrible job of it, then. Too busy shooting the drugs, guzzling R&R whiskey, and buggering 5 year old nephews no doubt.

                              Originally posted by Jimjams View Post
                              I only enjoy having sex with my loving fiance so pedophilia is WAY out the window.
                              Typical fornicating Eskimo. Your fiance is probably your sister as well.

                              Originally posted by Jimjams View Post
                              engaged to a transgender female to male Shinto Buddhist.(
                              Good luck marrying...it. Alaska state law forbids gay marriage, so unless...it has magically grown a penis, it is still female despite how much it spits in Gods face by wearing men's clothing.
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                              • Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

                                Originally posted by Des View Post
                                Of course you were molested by a cousin, that is how all Alaskans reproduce.



                                They did a terrible job of it, then. Too busy shooting the drugs, guzzling R&R whiskey, and buggering 5 year old nephews no doubt.



                                Typical fornicating Eskimo. Your fiance is probably your sister as well.



                                Good luck marrying...it. Alaska state law forbids gay marriage, so unless...it has magically grown a penis, it is still female despite how much it spits in Gods face by wearing men's clothing.
                                1. Please we are like the rest of the US

                                2. My family rarely drinks

                                3. Nope we are in no way related

                                4. There is a case now in the supreme court to over turning that law.

                                I love him and that is all that matters. You please will never change that. I will never be "saved" Don't try to fix something that isn't broken.

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