Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
11-08-2017, 06:13 PM
As a True Christian™ and someone with medical experience (granted, with horse dentistry) I am willing to perform godly tests that will help determine the issue, Sister Mary.
Any exam needs to be performed by either a hetero woman or a True Christian™ male who has no interest in the female body.
I mean, of course I am a normal man, but I, um - I mean, your child's safety is my only concern. You could be present during the exam and receive immediate results.
In loving friendship,
BrotherLarry
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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