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  • #31
    Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

    Originally posted by BrotherAlex View Post
    Brothers, I am in dire need of help. My 9 year old daughter was raped my my neighbor. I paid the man, but my stupid whore daughter will not be wed! I have used hot pokers, and have gauged out one of her eyes, but she refuses to be wed. I think that killing her or selling her is the only option I have. What would Jesus do?
    So your solution was to not only prepare a failed virgin bride, but a scarred, half-blind one at that?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • #32
      Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

      Originally posted by BrotherAlex View Post
      Brothers, I am in dire need of help. My 9 year old daughter was raped my my neighbor. I paid the man, but my stupid whore daughter will not be wed! I have used hot pokers, and have gauged out one of her eyes, but she refuses to be wed. I think that killing her or selling her is the only option I have. What would Jesus do?
      Why is your daughter going around unescorted?

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      • #33
        Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

        Originally posted by BrotherAlex View Post
        Brothers, I am in dire need of help. My 9 year old daughter was raped my my neighbor. I paid the man, but my stupid whore daughter will not be wed! I have used hot pokers, and have gauged out one of her eyes, but she refuses to be wed. I think that killing her or selling her is the only option I have. What would Jesus do?
        Are you sure your daughter is not a whore and forced the man to rape her? I bet you dress her up like a common street harlot.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #34
          Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

          Originally posted by BrotherAlex View Post
          Brothers, I am in dire need of help. My 9 year old daughter was raped my my neighbor. I paid the man, but my stupid whore daughter will not be wed!
          He's supposed to pay you, retard.

          Who's brother are you, anyway?

          I have used hot pokers, and have gauged out one of her eyes, but she refuses to be wed. I think that killing her or selling her is the only option I have. What would Jesus do?
          It's not up to her. It's up to you. Why are you giving her a choice?

          Who's the neighbor, Muhammad?

          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #35
            Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

            Don't speak without permission.
            Keep your looks up for your Husband.
            Allow Him to marry as many wives as He wishes.
            Never disagree with Him. He is wise and we are dumb.
            Never enjoy intercourse and never say no to Him.
            Allow Him to punish you as He sees fit. Thank Him for it after.
            Have every meal on the table in time. Make sure it's warm.
            Give up any financial rights you may have to Him.
            Accept that you are property and can be sold, whipped etc.
            Give up your daughters to your visitors.
            Never leave your house unless for DIRE necessity. Life or death.
            Do not watch tv. Your only entertainment should be cooking and reading the Bible. Maybe sing if your Husband allows.
            What you want doesn't matter. Your sole purpose is to please your Master.
            Prostrate to Him whenever He walks into a room. Crawl to Him and kiss His feet until He asks you to stop.
            Offer Him your body as a means of letting Him get out His frustration on you, His servant through corporal punishment or other means.
            Pray to God every day to understand the limitations of a woman and to better serve your Lords.
            Understand that you have no right to anything not even your children. They are His to do with as He sees fit.
            Let Him beat you in front of the children if necessary, especially to instill in His daughters and Sons the position of a woman in His house.

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            • #36
              Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

              If you are Christians you would recognise the value of woman and homosexuals. God DID MAKE THEM
              John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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              • #37
                Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                Originally posted by A Bible reader View Post
                God DID MAKE THEM
                He also made all evil. How about you read the Bible for once yourself?

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                • #38
                  Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                  I give up on your guys you cannot see the Teachings of Jesus. Therefore i Doubt you can be saved But i am not the Judge but if i was i would kick you out and if there was a Hell i would come up with something worse
                  John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    He also made all evil. How about you read the Bible for once yourself?
                    Yes i have read the Bible many times i have lost count. However you are wrong God didn't make all evil Adam did when he ate of the tree of knowledge
                    John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                      well according to the picture of Jesus which is misquoting the bible then why should i trust anyone but myself or others with sense.
                      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                        Originally posted by A Bible reader View Post
                        Yes i have read the Bible many times i have lost count. However you are wrong God didn't make all evil Adam did when he ate of the tree of knowledge
                        So when God Himself says that He creates evil, He's what? Lying? Mistaken? Confused?


                        I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil:
                        I the LORD do all these things.
                        Isaiah 45:7
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • #42
                          Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                          Originally posted by A Bible reader View Post
                          If you are Christians you would recognise the value of woman and homosexuals. God DID MAKE THEM
                          And I'll just leave this here:

                          Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

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                          • #43
                            Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                            well you still haven't answered my question surely we should honour those which God made
                            John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                              Originally posted by A Bible reader View Post
                              well you still haven't answered my question surely we should honour those which God made
                              If you had read the Bible "many times" like you claim, you would know how a True Christian™ man honors a woman, like the weaker vessel, so God can hear the prayers of the man and act accordingly (1 Peter 3:7). Learn more about Christian Domestic Discipline here.

                              If you had read the Bible "many times" like you claim, you would know that True Christian™ parents honor their children by raising them to fear and obey the LORD (Ecclesiastes 12:13), by utilizing the same method of correction the LORD Himself does (Proverbs 22:15). You can read more here.

                              If you're here to play a game of Biblical "gotcha," you will lose. We have Righteousness on our side. Guaranteed.

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Solving problems the Christian way! (Not for women and gays.)

                                Jessus wasn't white he was middle eastern.

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