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Ofc. Don W. Richards
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Re: New technology: How to stop your child from masturbating! -
01-13-2011, 01:12 AM
As an Officer of the Law, I wholeheartedly encourage parents to get their sons fitted for chastity belts and genital cuffs as soon as they are old enough to start the vile practice of masturbation.
If more parents enforced this kind of no-nonsense approach to sexuality, we'd have a lot fewer angry, out-of-control teenagers to deal with, and that would make my job easier.
I don't think there's anything wrong with starting them on chastity gear earlier if the parents feel that is what is best. The advantage is you can get him used to wearing this stuff before he really understands what it's for, and by the time he is a teenager, it will just be like normal underwear to him.
It's kind of like guns. You introduce them to guns when they're 13 and they're like scared little sissies, but you start them when they're 3 and they're sharpshooters when they are teenagers.
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and this device may cause damage if user is kicked or kneed
This is just stupid. It's not like kids go hitting each other in the crotch for sport or something, so the only way that could happen is if he's trying to rape somebody, and he couldn't rape somebody if he was wearing a chastity belt because he couldn't get anything done anyway, so it's not something to worry about.
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finaly: is that even legal???
I don't know where you're from, but in America parents are allowed to raise their children however they see fit. If that means homeschooling them for 18 years and making their privates safe from their lurking hands, so be it.
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