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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
...A homer professor wrote academic papers claiming that when Jesus disrobed to wash his disciples feet no gender specific organs were revealed. The professor concluded that since non were mentioned there were none...
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Wait a minute! If that was true (Jesus was a Mattel™ doll), then that would mean that the Catholics have been lying to us the whole time about the
Holy Prepuce!
"Piece of the Hoooooooly COCK right here, folks! Step right up and buy your souvenirs!! How's about a T-shirt for the lad, Ma'am? And holy water is a must (cures what ails ya) so I'll just add that to your tab. Candles? Yeah, we got candles but you have to burn them here. Rules n'all, y'know?"
And just the concept of the Eternal, True, and Unique Church of Almighty God In Heaven lying to us, well, I for one am
totally having that but that Jesus-was-like-this-guy:
Gitoutttaheah.