Dear JustGotSaved,
Today I was with Pastor Ezekiel on the Freehold golf course to celebrate another year of his eternal devotion to God. His tales of how he single handedly won the world soccer championship were inspiring. The Freehold golf course is blessed. I especially like the 15th hole, a par three that plays slightly downhill to a green surrounded by statues of Pastor Ezekiel. It is a true links hole in that if you hit a shot of indifference you will get punished but you can also make birdie. I was doing quite well until near the end of the game it was as if God took over for Pastor Ezekiel and guided him towards a hole in one three times in a row. It was a truly magnificent and utterly humbling event which reminded me of Luke 18:27 (
The things which are impossible with men are possible with God).
But that is not what I wanted to talk to you about.
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Originally Posted by JustGotSaved
If not, can you point me to another conselor. SOmeone who isn't too busy?
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I am almost certain I will be able to use one of my many God given skills to help you. I would need some information in advance though. Minor formalities like your annual income and the size of your stock portfolio.
Yours in Christ,
Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.