August 24.
WHAT A DAY. Here we have many, many examples of God's influence on the world. These examples are
IRREFUTABLE PROOF of God's
continuing presence on Earth.
Year
79:
Eruption of Mt. Vesuvius. Herculaneum and Pompeii are buried under a pyroclastic flow that kills the swarming, fornicating pagans but not before they have time to
experience horror, anguish, unimaginable pain and terror.
Tens of thousands of vile Roman enemies of Jesus are
exterminated by a single surgically accurate incision of our
LORD.
1816: America signs the
Treaty of St. Louis that effectively deprives Godless aboriginal Indians of the land that belongs to white Christians who need it for farming.
Jesus probably influenced the content of the Treaty Himself.
1954: Commies are
outlawed in America!
1991: Gorbachev resigns and the commie Soviet Union gradually gives way to the re-birth of
Mr. Putin's Godly Russia, the friendliest foreign nation on Earth.
However, no date is exclusively joyful for
Jesus Christ our LORD. August 24 has seen many births that are distasteful for God.
1929: Birth of
Yasser Arafat. One of the most handsome but ultimately
devious leaders of the mooslime conspiracy. in 1994 he received the Nobel Prize for Opposing all that is Pure and Dear for Jesus.
1934: Birth of
Kenny Baker, an English dwarf who as the homerbot
R2D2 lured billions of young adolescent youths into the
Star Wars heresy and promoted homerfornication between two male automatons.
1957: Birth of
Stephen Fry, one of the leaders of the gaysexual agenda on Earth and among the principal enemies of
Jesus at present.
Still, the balance is
Jesus millions - homers and other dung 3.
JESUS wins, as always.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
