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Originally Posted by Capt. A. Portway
That guy in the banner ad that links to this thread is giving me the CREEPS! He DEFINITELY has demons in his colon! Just look at his EYES!
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I must agree with Brother Portway. That man is obviously acutely infected with a raging case of the Sodomania. If any of the Pastors know the identity of that wretched individual, please contact me immediately.
He needs emergency Ex-Gay© treatment as soon as possible. I would agree to wave my standard fee and travel to where ever he might be located. He needs my care, and Brother Portway was correct, you can tell by looking into his pitiful, squinty eyes!
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21