What a weekend at the Bellagio! The penthouse suite of Pastor Ezekiel was packed with street lads and runaway girls the good Pastor had in praying for salvation. The fevered delivery produced by Pastor Ezekiel was a sight to behold. Soul after worthless soul, the Godly Pastor went down upon and cleared the demons from their rectums.
The stench of the devil filled the rooms. Praise be the Lord, probably 100 lost youths were Saved®.
On a side note, no one has seen my exwife, Mrs. Hutchins. During a break from his Soul Saving Sessions™, Pastor Ezekiel signed a affidavit of annulment due to abandonment of my exwife and her duties. So it seems I'll have to expel the children from my house seeing they are all motherless. I will also have to begin the arduous task of finding a wife to bear Soldiers for the Christian© war. It all tires me so.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.