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Default Re: Today in Christ - 08-13-2014, 05:37 AM

August 13.

One of the calendar dates of utter desperation for JESUS.



Let us start at the worst of the worst:

1926: Birth of Fidel Castro, the man who combined cat lickism, commies and sodomy under one nation.




Proverbs 14:9 - Fools make a mock at sin: but among the righteous there is favour.




And the list doesn't get much better.

1779: During the American war for FREEDOM, the hoards of the Anglo Chan (aka Royal jelly) defeat Godly American troops (FOR THE LAST TIME. EVER!) during an incident called the Penobscot Expedition .




Numbers 10:9 - And if ye go to war in your land against the enemy that oppresseth you, then ye shall blow an alarm with the trumpets; and ye shall be remembered before the LORD your God, and ye shall be saved from your enemies.

1918:
Women are allowed to enlist for the marine corps in the U.S.
Isaiah 3:12 - [As for] my people, children [are] their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause [thee] to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

1961: Commies divide the Nazi Germany capital of Berliner (aka Ich bin) into two parts and start building a wall against the few remaining remnants of True Christian Belief™ left in Germanistan - now oppressed not only by cat licks and Loot her anusians but also Commensalists!
Luke 12:52 - For from henceforth there shall be five in one house divided, three against two, and two against three.

And, to mock Christ off TOTALLY, August 13 is the International Lefthanders Day! Left-handedness is well-known to be Satanic as established by our brethren. The left-handed, the sinister folk, must be culled or converted. Jesus is devastated on August 13. Look at the image below! LOOK AT IT! Which hand of the ENEMY does hold its victims!



Matthew 25:41
Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

August 13... What a sad day for Jesus. He must weep in uncontrollable spams in Heaven. Let us pray today for the destruction of unbelievers, sinners, feminazis and sodomists to cheer Him up!



Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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