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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Honestly, I can't help but think he was murdered by the homers. Why wouldn't they carry out Satan's wishes?
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I agree whole heartedly Brother Hold. I would stake my immortal soul, my current completely straight and not gay lifestyle choice, and all of my various Scientheistic degrees and citations the Brother Phelps was yet another victim of Big Sodomy. Their filthy, slippery tendrils reach and probe into every corner, crevice, and crack of our once great nation.
I am certain it will soon come to light that he was anally poisoned, as your homo assassins have a flair for the operatic. A cyanide suppository is likely what sent Brother Phelps to the right hand of Our Lord Jesus in such an untimely fashion, mark my words.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21