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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Sister Mary, you are so smart and wise for a woman! It is inspiring the way you put your love for Jesus before all else, including your personal appearance. The way your hair lies so limp and lifeless against your head is testimony to your Righteousness!
Why, indeed, would there be wing-shaped marks on this man's back unless the Lord intended for him to go forth into the world and Witness to others? May he have a long life ahead of him so he can speak to as many high school children in as many gymnasiums as possible. PRAISE HIM!
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You're confused about the hair, dear. You see, modern fashion favors a healthy, natural sheen. I am grateful the Good Lord has blessed me with this abundantly and take no pride in my appearance. It is a gift. Perhaps you'd like to look at the fashion magazines from this decade to see what I mean. You can find them in the pharmacy, to the right of the scotch you pick up as "cough medicine."
I do agree with you about the blessings Mr. Oliveri received from our Sweet Redeemer Himself. Nothing says we will teach the Law unto our children, talking about them when they sit at home and when they walk along the road, when they lie down and when they get up like creating a captive school audience before lunchtime (Deuteronomy 11:19).
Glory!