I read the Front Page Of The Internet today, oh boy:
It's also on google.ru, so it's pretty obvious they are making a jab at Vladimir Putin, and the majority of Russians who support him, over his staunch defence of heterosexuality. Google's attack is subtle, therefore sneaky, therefore it is a textbook TERRORIST ATTACK!
Now, Putin isn't perfect - he keeps Sarah Palin awake at night - but besides the Alaska-coveting and the bleeding icon heresies Russia is far closer to our conservative Republican ideals than "the West" has hope of ever becoming.
Am I over-reacting? Could it be a misunderstanding?
I had never heard of the "Olympic charter" until this, and I am disgusted by this sort of liberalism hiding behind athletes, who are supposed to be the enemy of the nerd agenda. God hates nerds, and God hates jocks who appease nerds.
I mean, "friendship, solidarity and fair play"? Sports are supposed to be about the kind of ruthless competition where you stomp the weak and spit on them! "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying' hard enough". Ayn Rand's characters in Atlas Shrugged have some great statements on this attitude.
Liberals and conservatives have a COMPLETELY different definition of "competition". We compete to be the best at crushing those lower in the pecking order than us, so that uppityness is squashed and the social order stays stable.
Liberals, on the other hand, have nonsense slogans like "equality of opportunity" and "level playing fields" and "fair competition" and "civil debate" and then the losers even get a "safety net". They spout gibberish like "the only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner". Liberals support evolving and regulated markets, elections, courts, and science. Institutions that need "solidarity and fair play" to operate, and which happen to be COMPLETELY CONTRARY TO WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US TO DO.
BAN GOOGLE!
Due to the terrorist attack Google has been banned from my homes and workplaces, my family and employees are only to use Ask The Republican Party.
I talked to an old man this morning, he doesn't have a computer, but he was so angry that he burned his copy of "boggle". I believe that's a board game or something. Since those are the gateway to Dungeons and Dragons, who am I to correct him?
In fact, I was so inspired that I went through my daughters plush toys and ripped off all the googlie-eyes. If Freedom Fries and Liberty Toast taught me anything, it's that doing this sort of thing is sensible foreign policy, even downright presidential.
Has google already won? Lesbian porn starlets "t.A.T.u." to preform at opening ceremonies?
If this rumor is true, then the Russian policy is a total reversal from the Bible, which says gay activity is evil, but has no mention of gay people who remain virgins.
Why this obsession over the "fauxiness" of the ladies? The Bible says homosexual activity is abomination and to be punished with the death penalty - the Bible doesn't care what's going on in your head! The Bible does not believe you're straight if you imagine yourself with the opposite sex, it does not say "we're all the same in the dark". It's the actions, not the attractions. I hear the [110% hetro) actor who played the homosexual in Boys Beware! had to do some serious repenting to get right with Christ. And t.A.T.u isn't repentant.
If you promote homosexuality and make it look glamorous, you're a homo-promo, and GOD HATES YOU. A schoolyard drug pusher doesn't need to sample his own wares to be evil.
I'm willing to write this off as a fluke (perhaps they've repented without my knowledge, for example). Though I'll definitely agree the EVIL EMPIRE is back if Justin Beiber ends up preforming!
Footnotes:
Originally posted by google
Now, Putin isn't perfect - he keeps Sarah Palin awake at night - but besides the Alaska-coveting and the bleeding icon heresies Russia is far closer to our conservative Republican ideals than "the West" has hope of ever becoming.
Am I over-reacting? Could it be a misunderstanding?
I had never heard of the "Olympic charter" until this, and I am disgusted by this sort of liberalism hiding behind athletes, who are supposed to be the enemy of the nerd agenda. God hates nerds, and God hates jocks who appease nerds.
I mean, "friendship, solidarity and fair play"? Sports are supposed to be about the kind of ruthless competition where you stomp the weak and spit on them! "If you ain't cheatin', you ain't trying' hard enough". Ayn Rand's characters in Atlas Shrugged have some great statements on this attitude.
Liberals and conservatives have a COMPLETELY different definition of "competition". We compete to be the best at crushing those lower in the pecking order than us, so that uppityness is squashed and the social order stays stable.
Liberals, on the other hand, have nonsense slogans like "equality of opportunity" and "level playing fields" and "fair competition" and "civil debate" and then the losers even get a "safety net". They spout gibberish like "the only thing worse than a sore loser is a sore winner". Liberals support evolving and regulated markets, elections, courts, and science. Institutions that need "solidarity and fair play" to operate, and which happen to be COMPLETELY CONTRARY TO WHAT THE BIBLE TELLS US TO DO.
BAN GOOGLE!
Due to the terrorist attack Google has been banned from my homes and workplaces, my family and employees are only to use Ask The Republican Party.
I talked to an old man this morning, he doesn't have a computer, but he was so angry that he burned his copy of "boggle". I believe that's a board game or something. Since those are the gateway to Dungeons and Dragons, who am I to correct him?
In fact, I was so inspired that I went through my daughters plush toys and ripped off all the googlie-eyes. If Freedom Fries and Liberty Toast taught me anything, it's that doing this sort of thing is sensible foreign policy, even downright presidential.
Has google already won? Lesbian porn starlets "t.A.T.u." to preform at opening ceremonies?
If this rumor is true, then the Russian policy is a total reversal from the Bible, which says gay activity is evil, but has no mention of gay people who remain virgins.
Originally posted by the guardian
If you promote homosexuality and make it look glamorous, you're a homo-promo, and GOD HATES YOU. A schoolyard drug pusher doesn't need to sample his own wares to be evil.
I'm willing to write this off as a fluke (perhaps they've repented without my knowledge, for example). Though I'll definitely agree the EVIL EMPIRE is back if Justin Beiber ends up preforming!
Footnotes:
Originally posted by t.A.T.u.
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