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Default Re: Informative World Map - 03-29-2010, 02:06 PM

I'm in a good mood today, so I'll accept this as a response. Your laziness, however, is not appreciated by either Jesus or me.

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Originally Posted by Aformerbaptist View Post
bullshit, i came on this site to give you something outside the bible belt
Did anyone ask you to come here? What makes you think we would be interested in what you have to say? This is a True Christian™ Forum, where True Christians™ can congregate and worship. This is not a debate forum. You are not welcome here.

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you are so right, public education is the devil. the youth of america is doomed because we develop critical thinking skills. and science didn't destroy my faith, my fundamental baptist church did
And as usual, a few posts into this conversation, and you already contradict yourself:

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now i know for a fact the reason why i got out of this religion, because i got an education.
What is it? Your church or your education? Don't lie, boy, Jesus hates that! Why can't you atheists make a little bit of sense for a change?

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thats why college educated "drones" actually progress our country, youre right
If with "progress" you mean sodomites demanding special rights, legalization of baby-murder, Obamacare, abolition of slavery and other kinds of secular God-mockery, you are actually right. God, however, is Conservative. The only "progress" He allows is progress long the narrow road to Heaven. For people who loved other kinds of progress, He invented a place called "Hell."

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i was talking about two different subjects when i asked, "illiterate?" read again
I read it again. If your 8th grade science textbook wasn't about punctuation, then what was your point? Why do you consistently fail to make sense? Don't they teach you to use your God-given brains at college?

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oh yea i came across it, just couldn't believe that only protestants, sorry only baptists, go to heaven out of the trillions of other living orgainisms. never really made sense to me
It may not make sense to you, but that is most likely a logical result of you being rather stupid. The Bible is crystal clear. Believe in Jesus, accept Him as your Lord and Saviour, and you go to Heaven. Fail to believe in Jesus, or to accept Him as your Lord and Saviour, and you go to Hell. God didn't make it complicated, you know. You are one of the few people whose brains are apparently insufficiently developed to grasp this.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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