The way I see it, we are the leading edge of politics, religion, and culture in America. We're always about one election ahead of our time. Let's list how many
innovations we pioneered, which are now becoming mainstream:
In no particular order:
1. Bringing back the Crusades. (Self-explainitory)
2.
Faith Based Prisons
3.
President-for-life-Bush
4.
Faith-based dissent-busters
5.
On-the-spot torture for liberals
6.
Bringing back school segregation
7.
Re-igniting the Cold War
8.
Privatizing the Army ("Military contractors")
9.
Fashion Police
10.
Universal machinegun ownership, overnight
privatization of everything, militia movements, flat taxes, torture, and pretty much everything about Iraq
11.
Mainstream Holocaust denial
12.
The Draft
13.
Celebrating labor day in style!
I'm sure there's more, this is just off the top of my head.
They say Nikola Tesla invented the 20th century, well, Landover Baptist Church has invented the 21st.