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September 10, 1869: A Baptist minister invents the rickshaw in Yokohama, Japan.
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I don't like to brag, but that Baptist was my great-great grandfather, Exodus Flint. He was quite the generous man. Family lore has it that he suffered from horrible flatulence all of his life (he lived to be 104 years old!), and the chinks over there in Yokohama he was trying to convert to Christianity all complained about the unGodly gases coming out of him when they had to carry him around town. Out of the pure love of Jesus he invented the rickshaw for the little yellow monkeys to make it easier to haul him around and be upwind at the same time. And do you think they ever thanked him?
Those slants owe the white man so much it isn't even funny. And all we ever get in return is sneaky attacks and cat meat chop suey.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)