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Originally Posted by Alvin Moss
Miracle Hope, I am wondering if you are related to your husband in any other ways besides marriage.
If he is a close relative, The Lord will not bless your union.
Also, there was a man named Tiny Tim who married a certain Miss Vicky on the Tonight Show, with Johnny Carson. He also did not believe in exploring the procreational necessities of the union, in defiance of God's laws. It turned out that he was a homosexual and he died.
I think you might want to do some reconsidering, but I am not certain exactly which parts of your chaotic life you should reconsider.
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No, we are not related. Incest is really sexy, but unfortunately illegal.