Re: Easter is about telling your children to fear HELL! Not the sinful love of chocolate! -
03-23-2014, 08:27 PM
Is there any town ordinance that would prevent us from turning one of the local recreation areas into Crucifixion Park? We could have live displays of various sins and the appropriate punishment that our LORD would deliver to the perpetrators of each sin.
Think of the education our little ones would receive as they viewed gluttons (perhaps Mother of Seven or Basilissa would volunteer?) or harlots or gaywise and then saw these people burning in fake (or real) fire!
We could even demonstrate stoning, beatings, etc. and hand out crowns of thorns; then we could, as a finale, do mock crucifixions - perhaps recruiting unsaved trash children for the victims. Not only would it bring attention to our church, but imagine the souls we would rescue from satan's clutches.
Prayerfully,
NRL
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