Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual -
03-11-2011, 07:28 PM
- Gets closer to any man by more than an arms length
- Has buckets seats in a car or (Yikes!) his truck
- Listens to any music other than Appalachian Gospel or good country
- Does not toss his empties into the bed of his truck
- Has a tail gate on his truck
- Has a wife with a first name other than 'Woman'
- Uses a 'push mower' and not a tractor to mow his lawn
- Refuses to eat BBQ chicken wings
- Does not play fantasy Football
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
Last edited by James Hutchins; 03-11-2011 at 08:39 PM.
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