Oh, poor, dear Sister Daisy:
Sometimes I think the chandelier is missing a few bulbs, hon. Bless your heart.
While I am sure that one day - perhaps when you're 90 or so - Ol' Zeke will come to call with a ring in his hand, I wouldn't be ordering the flowers just yet.
You know there are just tons of eligible titanium tithers in the congregation, sweetheart. Why not wake up and smell the Folgers?
Praying,
NRL
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