[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS

Would anything change if I said yes? That was a rethorical question BTW...

Instead of these mental masturbation games, why not get on your knees right this minute and beg Jesus to take over. Without the saving grace of Jesus' blood, you are lost boy. 100% lost. No sarcasm or irony of mind games.

Now scroll down and hit that Paypla button at the bottom of this page, and you will be put in touch with a pastor who can set up a robust tithing schedule for you. Do it now, because Jesus hates you nancyboy.

[Grinder]

Re: SOY IS TURNING OUR BOYS INTO HOMOS

Instead of these mental masturbation games, why not get on your knees right this minute and beg Jesus to take over. Without the saving grace of Jesus' blood, you are lost boy. 100% lost. No sarcasm or irony of mind games.

Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

Now scroll down and hit that Paypla button at the bottom of this page,

Ok, now I know that your insulting me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Its funny to think, if god did not want us to be scarcastic, ironic, rethorical, or any of the other dozens of other "meta"-moods, then why would he give us the ability to be all those things.

It is satan who controls you boy. Your evil master causes you to mock Jesus and persecute True Christians™. God gives us a choice. you are choosing evil.


Ok, now I know that your insulting me.

I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.

[Grinder]

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I have provided you a path to guaranteed Salvation©. How is that insulting? I can tell when I am speaking with the power of the Holy Ghost, because I have rattled satan's cage! GLORY!! That is why you are throwing a hissy fit you filthy sodomite. Because you KNOW that Jesus always wins.

Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sorry, I have this ability where I can tell when people are pumping me for money. Anywho, I give enough to my church, and at least I know the money there is well spent.

Son, the money you give to your false Christian cult will only serve to piss off Jesus even more. You are already a damned foreigner, a sodomite, a worshiper of that fat chink god boodah, and a mocker of God. Your only way out is to accept Jesus as your personal Saviour, read the Holy KJV1611 Bible from cover to cover, and tithe to Landover Baptist Church. all other paths lead to an eternity being anally raped by satan. Your choice, fool.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

[Grinder]

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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.

Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.

And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?

[Grinder]

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Any "church" that doesn't follow EVERY word of the KJV 1611 Bible is a false Christian cult. You may as well get on your knees and worship satan directly.

And trust me, you are wasting your time with those drunk savage injuns. I suppose you give money to nigras too...Don't you know they just buy crack cocaine with that money as soon as you are gone?

Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.

Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.

[SalvationSeeker]

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Its nice to know that my church, which has supported missions to the "Pine Ridge" Indian Resevation, New Orleans for Katrina reconstruction, Mexico where there are people who literally live on a pile of garbage, and other places, as well as work with habitat for humanity, The salvation army, associated charaties, Relay for life, and other non-prophet groups qualifies as a cult.

So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?

I have been young, and now am old;
Yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.
Psalm 37:25

WHY DO YOU TRY TO ROB GOD?

[Grinder]

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So you'd rather give your money to people who'm Jesus has punished, thereby DEFYING His will!
Rather than giving them to Jesus Himself?

If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...

[Poetic Peter]

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If he were not in heaven, I would. Though I am pretty sure Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate too...

"Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.

"...Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate"
Quote supporting scripture please.

Your offers of individualistic reinterpretation corrupts God's Word!
Your arguments -settle nothing-. Reinventing Gospel destroys True Christianity™.
It's about that simple! True Christians hew to the KJV Bible. Lost souls hew to themselves and succor with impotent "I think..." junk they make up for selfish comforts.

I wish the best for you, Grinder. The pastors are bestowing tough love on you, for sure. But it seems to be a neccessary course of action. You're headstrong but mindweak, alas.

Now cheer up, hate yourself, and Give the Money for Jesus to Save®.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.

[Grinder]

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"Though I am pretty sure..."
I am "pretty sure" too that you're struggling to make a point.

Really, are all "True Christians" this hostile to allusion?

"...Jesus would use the money to help the less fortunate"
Quote supporting scripture please.

Why must you be so coy my friend?

19:16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.19:18 He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,19:19 Honour thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.19:20 The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?19:21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.19:22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.19:23 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.19:25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved? 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.19:27 Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?19:28 And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.19:29 And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.19:30 But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first.

Your offers of individualistic reinterpretation corrupts God's Word!
Your arguments -settle nothing-. Reinventing Gospel destroys True Christianity™.

"Christianity™?!" "™?!!" Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse. That may be the most callous thing you have said about him, and that is saying something.

[Grinder]

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Sorry, my quotes come from the book of Matthew, KJV (Just for you)

[Brother Temperance]

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Forget the laughing/crying smiley, I would settle for one with a twitching eye.

Just to clear up any notions you have of me, I was born in America, as were My parents, Gandparents, Great-Grandparents, and Great-Great-Grandparents(the furthest back I cold track my ancestors), I am not gay, but one of my friends is, and they are a perfectly nice person, The Buddah was not a god, but the founder of Buddhism, and Buddhists do not worship him (They actually don't worship any gods/devils) and Jesus's teaching parellels Buddhism's.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Where did that homer Buddha say anything like that? Where did Buddha promise to toss everyone who doesn't accept him as their lord and saviour into eternal hellfire?

Since when did Jesus become a commodity to you people, that he may be bought and sold like human refuse.

Um, I hate to tell you, but most people actually don't buy human refuse. What on earth is going on in your head when you won't tithe money to further the cause of the Almighty God, but you're perfectly willing to fork over good cash for sacks of faeces?