Re: Wanted: Woman who doesn't put wasp nests in her cooter! -
07-26-2017, 12:31 PM
I went out with some of the guys this past weekend four wheeling and mud bogging. While having one heck of a great time (Jack Daniels Green label, steaks as thick as a Christian mans arm) we did keep an eye out for my wife, Mrs. Hutchins though truth be told, it has been so long since I've seen her, a old Pine Tree at a distance had the same look as my wife's skin. I managed to get stuck twice in the bog and we got Bobby-Roy out snipe hunting. I told him I'd pay him $5 for every snipe he got and prepaid him $20 with the understanding not to come back unless he caught at least four of the creatures. The rest of us sat around the camp, swapping stories about Jesus and listening to Bobby-Roy trying to scare up some nocturnal snipes.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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