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Angry 5 Biblically Confirmed Reasons Why God Hates Spain - 03-24-2013, 03:57 AM


While many a Christian missionary will make known their devotion to go abroad to save the lost, there are those races that leave us spellbound--spellbound and praying to God for the patience to withstand those who make us (and God) very angry.

Having traveled briefly in Spain on a 5-day vacation, I can tell you that the Spaniards are among those who do much to hurt the good name of the white people.

But someone says: "Oh, come now, preacher! How can someone who visited Spain just once for a mere five days know everything that is wrong with Spain and Spaniards?" Well, that is easy. I didn't even have to travel to Spain. Doing so just confirmed what I already knew.

And now we begin the countdown of 5 biblically supported reasons for why God hates Spain…

5) Spaniards are Morally Reckless: Spaniards buy drinks for wayward girls, contrary to Scripture (2 Tim. 3:6). These girls are the wives or girlfriends of jealous, macho men who must keep a close eye on their women because the women wear short skirts and flirt with fair-skinned Antonio Banderas-looking charmers under the bleachers where public acts of debauchery called "bull fights" occur (more on that in a moment).

The men are as much to blame, of course. They buy their women drinks and romanticize them to keep them under control. They are more interested in partying than in anything else. The Scripture mentions drunken revelry as sin (Ephesians 5:18; I Peter 4:3-5). The fact that this race loves to yell obscenities out of their car windows and shake their fists while driving gives us an even bigger picture of how out-of-control these sinners are. They are consumed by works of the flesh.


4) Spaniards Gave Birth to a Parasitic Race: The Mexicans are a race who constantly go to flea markets, and instead of reading the Bible, trust their priests to do all the interpreting for them. The result is an ignorant, thieving people who take and don't give back to God's America. The Mexicans are among those few races that are even worse than the one that gave birth to it. Its citizens do nothing but eat burritos and reproduce at an alarming, census-defying rate.

Why did this happen? Because the spaniards long ago put aside God's commandments to reproduce according to their own kind, thereby creating a race out of lust and carelessness when horny conquistadors mated with captured injuns (Genesis 1:25; 11:1-9; Ezra 10:1-17). The results were terrible.


3) The Spaniards Love Bullfights (aka Mass Fornication): As mentioned previously, bull fights are places of gross immorality. It is estimated that there are more dried Spaniard bodily fluids under the bleachers at these events than in the bedrooms of the entire country.

And one need not be a Bible scholar to see that a handsome man prancing around in a red and black suit with dangly bells hanging off his pant-legs and waving a cape in front of an angry bull is out there for more action than just being chased by some dumb animal (and we won't even comment on what goes on between the matadors and the bulls when NOT in the arena).


2) Spaniards are Lazy: They love to stop working and go to sleep right in the middle of the day. These naps are called "siestas," which are nothing more than excuses for every person in the nation to be a lazy slob:

"He that observeth the wind shall not sow; and he that regardeth the clouds shall not reap." (Eccl. 11:4)


1) Spaniards Support the Great Whore of Babylon: Read Revelation 17:1-18 to get the full picture of what John was writing about towards the end of his life while imprisoned on the Isle of Patmos. He is describing the Pope and Catholicism, a harlot so devilish that even back in its Roman incarnation, the whore drank the blood of the saints…

"And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration." (Rev. 17:6)

In 2 Thessalonians 3:1-12, the Man of Sin and Son of Perdition was revealed (a masculinized reference to the Great Whore's church). In this sinful generation, the Godly can only watch as Spain has for so long participated in spreading Catholicism to destroy the world, and thus, bring the tribulation that much closer.

Of all the nations going to Hell, Spain should be listed at least close to the top--very close to the darkie nations.

Amen.

In Christian Love,

Pastor Ed



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