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I already ordered 3 Cases.
I understand they do a Jehoover Witless version too
Sister Talitha
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HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Lol! That's awesome! However, I have to point out that it says it's made my atheists, do you really want to use a product made by people who don't believe in your God?
It's still funny, though.
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The LORD works in mysterious ways, he inspired these atheists to give us a weapon against the Catlickers, and then we will be able to turn it against them as well, when they least expectOriginally posted by WickedWitch View Post Lol! That's awesome! However, I have to point out that it says it's made my atheists, do you really want to use a product made by people who don't believe in your God?
It's still funny, though.
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Bringing Geology back to Christ!
I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.
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Ah, I see. Use their technology to create an atheist repellent. I might be interested in owning some of that, atheists can be so annoying sometimes. I'd like to order some Jehovah's Witness Repellent, as well. Constantly knocking on my door, those buggers!Originally posted by SanzSolo View PostThe LORD works in mysterious ways, he inspired these atheists to give us a weapon against the Catlickers, and then we will be able to turn it against them as well, when they least expectThis space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMINComment
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Do they have an agricultural grade formula of this repellant? I might want to get some to spray on my cattle...you can never be sure about those priests and their sick fetishes.A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
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I'd like to see if that company has any plans to offer a "witch off" version.
Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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God used King Cyrus of Persia, and He also uses the Romanists on the U.S. Supreme Court. It's entirely possible to be useful to God in this life, although damned by Him in the next.Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post Lol! That's awesome! However, I have to point out that it says it's made my atheists, do you really want to use a product made by people who don't believe in your God?
It's still funny, though.
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I find this works pretty well on unwanted foreigners as well as Hippies and Commies.............
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Goodness I sure hope so. I have my credit card at the ready for as soon as I hear word on the availability of these variations.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostI'd like to see if that company has any plans to offer a "witch off" version.
Come to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.
I can already picture the printing on the label: "Witch's Hammer in a Can" and
"Homer's Hammer in a Can."
Only in the USA can we have access to such Godly instruments of salvation!
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We don't have that put together yet, Alllllie, but we do have a prototype True Christian(tm)Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostAttractantRepellant. One spray, and every True Christian(tm) within 15 miles will be instantlydrawn to you to witness until you are either converted or are burned at the stakesmitten with a desire to go to church and leave you alone.
Perhaps we could call it "Bugger Off", Pastor!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCome to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
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I am sorry, but I'm confused; is there a difference?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostCome to think of it, a "queer off" formula would sell well, praise Jesus.Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
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That's a common mistake, sister.Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
All papist priests are queer, but all queers are not papists.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Just answer the door skyclad - it confuses them and they run away.Originally posted by WickedWitch View PostNow that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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