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  • #16
    Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

    Originally posted by MoreHumanThanHuman View Post
    ...Perhaps you just bore women? These days, they don't care whether you can recite the bible or not. They want to talk about fashion trends, make up and how big your "length" is...
    Ever think that they talk about that stuff because you bore them?

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    • #17
      Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

      Originally posted by MoreHumanThanHuman View Post
      Also, you probably disturb them.
      Hello rude person, and welcome to our friendly forums! I see you confuse confidence with hubris, a mistake only one who is unfamiliar with the Holy Bible would make. You see, Bob here has clearly embraced his God-given gender role to be a man. Unlike some people, real men don't pussyfoot around issues. They don't hem and haw when talking about their strengths. They don't belittle their accomplishments, waiting for some masculine rescuer to come along and hold their hand and give them the old, "there, there, you're special to me" routine. If his strengths happen to be reading and comprehending the Holy Word of God, who are you to say he's doing it wrong? Are you under some special authority by the Holy Ghost to meander around the internets, finding men who have trouble moving out of their mother's basements because of the economy, and pick on them in public?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #18
        Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

        Originally posted by MoreHumanThanHuman View Post
        I thought it was against the religion to have an inflated ego.


        Perhaps you just bore women? These days, they don't care whether you can recite the bible or not. They want to talk about fashion trends, make up and how big your "length" is.


        Also, you probably disturb them.
        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

          If you want people to write introductions first, isn't there some way of making it mandatory, perhaps by disabling new members' abilities to reply to any posts until they do? I mean, the authorities of the site have the ability to change nicknames, profile pictures, etc.


          Who said I was here to flame you?
          My first post, in this thread, has already been perceived as "offensive". Which it wasn't. You will think this is offensive as well. I've already received an infraction.


          This forum, which I have skimmed a couple of times, amuses me. You people are obsessed with homosexuality, that thread about diarrhea as a lubricant? Classic!


          I'll get right onto that introduction.


          P.S to the lovely lady who said "welcome rude person to this friendly forum?"; how is it "friendly" to brand people "unsaved trash" before they even make a post? Now don't get offended, it's a genuine question. I don't think it's particularly friendly to imply that Bob lives in his mother's basement either. Hilarious though.

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          • #20
            Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

            Originally posted by MoreHumanThanHuman View Post
            P.S to the lovely lady who said "welcome rude person to this friendly forum?"; how is it "friendly" to brand people "unsaved trash" before they even make a post? Now don't get offended, it's a genuine question. I don't think it's particularly friendly to imply that Bob lives in his mother's basement either. Hilarious though.
            In many ways the lable of 'unsaved trash' is to protect forum members from the usual levels of hate that some newcomers seem to be filled with when they come to God's favourite forum.

            Homersexual paedophiles are placed on a list so that they can be tracked: it is the same thing.

            YIC
            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #21
              Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
              In many ways the lable of 'unsaved trash' is to protect forum members from the usual levels of hate that some newcomers seem to be filled with when they come to God's favourite forum.

              Homersexual paedophiles are placed on a list so that they can be tracked: it is the same thing.

              YIC


              How does it protect you, exactly? It's an online forum. Unless I or other unsaved trashes know you personally, you are in no danger save for a few ungodly comments here and there.

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              • #22
                Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                Originally posted by MoreHumanThanHuman View Post
                How does it protect you, exactly? It's an online forum. Unless I or other unsaved trashes know you personally, you are in no danger save for a few ungodly comments here and there.
                Many people allow youngster to read this forum (you need to be 18 to register) and the lable of unsaved allows them to filter out any posts that are unsuitable for the younger generation such as reference to the penile member or anal activities.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #23
                  Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                  Originally posted by Bob View Post
                  I sometimes think that my faith in Jesus is probably just too strong for most women to be able to meet me on a theological or spiritual level or even be able to demonstrate their suitability as a potential wife.

                  I’m a very, very Christian guy, and I guess most women are pretty scared off by that amazing knowledge and ability to quote the entire Bible, you know? It seems that women often seem extremely uncomfortable and agitated around me, most likely because of my deep faith. After I have been speaking to a girl for just a few minutes, her eyes will sort of glaze over or she’s looking for the exit and I can just tell that she’s feeling so spiritually inferior that she just cannot carry the conversation forward.

                  Which is understandable. I am able to speak with absolute authority and for hours about a wide range of Biblical events and Jesus’s love for us all, so it’s not easy for any women to add anything I don’t know.

                  Whenever I address a woman and begin to develop a theme on one of the many Christian issues I knows so well—such as the historical significance of Haman’s attitude towards Mordecai in Esther, or Jeremiah’s service to King Jehoram—she sees her own faith questioned by these truths and soon starts with fidgeting with cognitive dissonance.

                  I acknowledged that my imposing Biblical knowledge and quick insights into the meaning of parts of Jesus’s life is likely to cause women to feel insecure about not being as fully Christian as I am, but, to me this female reaction, of what is to them a massively impressive mind, is similar to what happened on occasion to Aquinus or Augustine: the woman can be seen “checking out” of the conversation or attempting, no doubt through anxiety and dread, to escape the intense level of the discussion without delay.

                  I was my Bible school teacher's favorite student and I keep up with the news on Fox on a daily basis—all facts that seem to constantly leave the young women speechless.

                  I should probably be more cautious, I suppose, because I can see that my intelligence and knowledge can be a major drawback when meeting women, most of whom are probably looking for a guy with a regrettably basic, almost secular, approach to life—you know, someone more on their level. Sometimes, after taking a girl to a fellow-shipping or Bible discussion at church, you see, I will try to approach her again and she’ll purposefully avoid eye contact with me, just so she doesn’t have to cope with self-consciously contending with my staggering Christian Biblical knowledge.

                  It’s hard, because I really try my best to make them feel relaxed in the Blood of Christ and say, ‘Hey, look, chill, I’m used to people not being able to keep up with Jesus, and so’s He!’, but that never seems to help. They’re too petrified by then.

                  I’ll admit that my God-inspired mind can make me appear difficult to even approach, I have even taken to downplaying my desire to draw these young women nearer to God during first dates in order to put them at ease. I’ve done such things such as talking slower or briefly pausing to allow my conversational partner time to get at least some of the information, for example about Salvation, into her head. I know I usually put across at lightning speed but it’s the basics of Christianity right? She should already be there, but she isn’t – usually she’s somewhere else.

                  Ultimately, however, there is only so much that it is possible to do to dumb down my detailed enthusiasm for The Lord and every single one of His Works.

                  Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about The Resurrection —quoting verses and telling her about the God/Man nature of Jesus and its apparent transition throughout those three days —you know, making it real easy for her to grasp. Things were going really well, and I was saying a lot of very fascinating stuff, but when I tried to give her a call a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.

                  And it’s like, look, I’m a Christian guy, I like theology, everyone does, right? If you’re struggling with that concept, hey you’re going to struggle with God’s role in a virgin birth and the Parables set against a Hasmodean Dynasty and traditional Jewish thought confronting The Son of God in His Ministry to bring the world to a state of Grace, then, well, you’re on your own.

                  I agree that at the past few parties I’ve attended, my profound sagacity on matters biblical moved women in the direction of less Christian men.

                  Regrettably, I sometimes seem mysterious to women with my ability to drop insightful comments and thought-provoking quips, and that drives them right into the arms of complete Atheists because that’s more comfortable for them. You know, the kind of guys who can barely get out the meaning of Genesis or comment on Paul’s Epistle to the Colossians before resorting to asking a girl about her life and job. Hey, you agree don’t you? It’s like, what’s the point? Is that even a conversation?

                  And this is why I’ve never really had a long term girlfriend, I mean like more than one date or perhaps two if the first one was short, because the girls I tell about my love for Jesus and His love for me and them and everyone, tend to get frustrated with their lack of capacity to meet me on my level. At the end of the day, the problem is that they want to be with me because of my nearness to all things Christian, but they come to see that I’m just too deep.
                  Why girls reject you; They are NOT human at all! They are Satan's demons in human clothing!!!

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                  • #24
                    Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                    Originally posted by Preacher1 View Post
                    Why girls reject you; They are NOT human at all! They are Satan's demons in human clothing!!!
                    Scripture or STFU, thanks!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                      Scripture or STFU, thanks!
                      Genesis 3:6

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                      • #26
                        Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                        Originally posted by Preacher1 View Post
                        Genesis 3:6
                        Yeah, um, that doesn't say anything about demons in human clothing.

                        Matter of fact, they didn't even HAVE human clothing until the following verse.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                          Originally posted by Preacher1 View Post
                          Genesis 3:6
                          As Mr Smyth pointed out, your verse is not relevant.

                          Women aren't intimidated by you, are they?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                            Didin't it strike you that maybe girls don't like....you know, such obsession about bible and stuff? Think about it, you give her every quote of bible you come off as a freak not as smart person, even though your knowledge is high they don't like it.

                            Nowadays women prefer atheist than a super hard christian, they don't want a guy that thinks jerking off is actually a sin, they don't want a guy being all saint, they want a MAN, a man that feels attraction.

                            Maybe change your attitude, women want bad boys, you propably heard of that, that's kinda true, they don't want you to be violent or like a criminal, but they want you to have the charisma of a bad boy, not a fricking nerd. Love of God won't get you laid my friend. Start off with your attitude in public and stuff, relax maybe or somethign.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                              Originally posted by BecauseImBad View Post
                              Didin't it strike you that maybe girls don't like....you know, such obsession about bible and stuff? Think about it, you give her every quote of bible you come off as a freak not as smart person, even though your knowledge is high they don't like it.

                              Nowadays women prefer atheist than a super hard christian, they don't want a guy that thinks jerking off is actually a sin, they don't want a guy being all saint, they want a MAN, a man that feels attraction.

                              Maybe change your attitude, women want bad boys, you propably heard of that, that's kinda true, they don't want you to be violent or like a criminal, but they want you to have the charisma of a bad boy, not a fricking nerd. Love of God won't get you laid my friend. Start off with your attitude in public and stuff, relax maybe or somethign.



                              You are a very bad man.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                              • #30
                                Re: Why girls reject me: They are intimidated by Clever Christians!

                                Hey, don't judge me that fast, christians shouldn't judge right? Anyways

                                I am actually pretty nice guy if you get to know me , did i offend you with my post? if so then tell me with what parts so i can clarify them.

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