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  • #16
    Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

    Originally posted by TruePath View Post
    The answer is clear. Jesus(pbuh) is not God.
    Why is this Allah-Ackbar still able to post here? It is statements like this that send people straight to hell and I don't want to be anywhere near him when it happens!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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    • #17
      Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

      Why has this demon TruePath been allowed to post 80 times? Is Landover law enforcement unable to locate it?

      I recommend that this demon is found quickly and dealt with harshly. I will not tolerate Mudslum scum, mannic witches and pagans and vile atheists posting freely on this Holy website.

      I have his ip. I will let officers know right away. If we are lucky this demon will be found and killed soon.

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      • #18
        Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

        While it appears Jesus was circumcised, I am confident he did not experience the indignity and depravity of metzitzah b'peh !!
        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • #19
          Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

          Because he was jewish?

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          • #20
            Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

            Originally posted by FreudianYoungin View Post
            Because he was jewish?

            Because God would have turned any pervert attempting to fellate Baby Jesus into a glowing fog of atoms.
            Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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            • #21
              Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

              Originally posted by Brother V View Post
              But brother, why would God be born with a foreskin? Wasn't he perfect? If so, then I'd assume the Rabbi/Priest guy doing the trimming would have been flummoxed as the child in front of him wouldn't have a foreskin.

              Shouldn't Jesus (who WAS the NEW COVENANT) have been born perfect according to the OLD Covenant?
              I don't think it says anywhere in the Bible that the foreskin is imperfect or evil. God simply tells Abraham to snip his tallywhacker (Abraham's, not God's) , "and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you" (Genesis 17,11).

              The interesting part is, what would have happened to Jesus if he had died before being circumcised -- i.e. if Herod had succeeded in killing Baby Jesus, or if the virgin Mary had spontaneously aborted Jesus.

              In that case Jesus would have been outside the Old Covenant (not being circumcised) and outside the New Covenant (since Jesus hadn't established the New Covenant through His supreme sacrifice yet), which means that Baby Jesus would have gone straight to Hell!
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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              • #22
                Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                Regarding the possibility of Mary having a miscarriage, I had always thought that with baby Jesus in continual physical contact with her, that she would have experienced a continual healing effect, and therefore would have been impervious to disease or injury for the duration of the pregnancy. Perhaps even to the extent of Mary being able to withstand an atomic weapon.


                Herod had no idea what he was up against . . .
                Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                • #23
                  Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                  No all of you are wrong

                  Jesus was circumcised because foreskin is nasty and it taste HORRIBLE.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                    Originally posted by Vision Of Love View Post
                    No all of you are wrong

                    Jesus was circumcised because foreskin is nasty and it taste HORRIBLE.

                    How on earth would you know what foreskin tastes like? That is disgusting! Burn in Hell, you filthy whore!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                      Originally posted by Jacob11 View Post
                      How on earth would you know what foreskin tastes like? That is disgusting! Burn in Hell, you filthy whore!
                      Goodness it was a joke. Can we joke. Why do you think God gave us a sense of humor?

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                      • #26
                        Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                        Originally posted by Pastor Nereu Gargalo View Post
                        The verse is clear. Jesus increased in stature in the eyes of those surrounding Him. His family had been looking for who they thought was a helpless child. They were then surprised to find Him conversing with doctors, safe in a temple. From this point they could be sure their child was wise and safe.

                        It seems to me your faith is faltering. I suggest you submit yourself to Landover officers for proper True Christian edification.

                        I will pray for you.
                        Pastor, my faith is as strong as ever. I just wonder if the "man" part of Jesus sometimes overshadowed the "god" part of him.
                        Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                          Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                          Regarding the possibility of Mary having a miscarriage, I had always thought that with baby Jesus in continual physical contact with her, that she would have experienced a continual healing effect, and therefore would have been impervious to disease or injury for the duration of the pregnancy. Perhaps even to the extent of Mary being able to withstand an atomic weapon.


                          Herod had no idea what he was up against . . .
                          I've recently wondered if Jesus ever had a very dangerous (mortal) accident as a child, and then three days later he arose.

                          When Jesus was on the cross, he looked down and said:

                          John 19:26 When Jesus therefore saw his mother, and the disciple standing by, whom he loved, he saith unto his mother, Woman, behold thy son!

                          It doesn't say (in Matthew, Mark, Luke or John) if she (mary, mother of Jesus) was crying. Perhaps she had seen Jesus die before (in part of his life that isn't recorded) and she knew he'd come back.

                          Just some things to ponder.

                          YIC
                          V
                          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                            We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #29
                              Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.

                              If when GOD ended his hunting season at Noah's time he

                              Genesis 9:13

                              I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

                              And it was just a bow, not a previous part of baby JESUS holy tally-waker.

                              Bow in the sky, prepuce ... IN SPACE!

                              And once outside of earth it could regain its divine size.

                              An people still wonder if jesus could have married.

                              Saturn is twice the diameter of Uranus and the rings are way spread from the planet.

                              PRAISE THE LORD!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Why was Jesus Circumcised?

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                We clearly have a bit more research to do on this issue. An ancient theologian has surmised that the rings around the planet Saturn are actually Christ Jesus' Holy Prepuce.
                                He would have had to have had a huge tallywhacker! That ancient theologian was a catholic, so what would he know?

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