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  • Google spits on Veterans and American History

    Yesterday was the 68th anniversary of Pearl Harbor, and I spent most of the morning hanging yellow ribbons and flags all over front porches across the neighborhood.

    When I returned to check up on our GODly forums, I went to Google and noticed something strange. Their banner was just the same old banner it always is.

    I was expecting something patrio-Christian, like five soldiers erecting a Cross on a battleship, or JESUS crying as the Japs flew their airplanes into our glorious battleships and parked aircraft.

    But no. Nothing.

    Google dedicates an entire week of banners to commemorate the 40th anniversary of the satanic homosexual TV "kid's" show Sesame Street, but not even a simple yellow ribbon to remember the heroism of our veterans by.
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  • #2
    Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

    I just fired off a short, angry letter to Google, Inc. Here it is:

    To the powers-that-be at Google,

    Your insensitivity makes me want to puke. I had my flag at half-mast yesterday in honor of our fallen heroes at Pearl Harbor. I also raised a flag emblazoned with an image of a Jap kebab, which is five slanty-eyed Nips skewered on the flagpole of Old Glory herself. That's what decent and respectful people do. Take note, pinheads.

    Mr. T. Hatchet, Esq.

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    • #3
      Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

      Not only is there a tribute to Sesame St, but Google apparently thinks the creator of Popeye's birthday demands a tribute as well. Because E.C. Segar is a household name and his birth is a monumental occassion.



      How many people want to bet that on Dec. 25 there will not even be a "Merry Christmas" Google sign?

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      • #4
        Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

        I have added Google to my enemies list. They're #22,061, right behind Bruce Boxleitner of TV's The Scarecrow and Mrs. King.

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        • #5
          Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          How many people want to bet that on Dec. 25 there will not even be a "Merry Christmas" Google sign?
          Oh I'm sure that the Godmockers at Google will put some offensive, intolerant message banner that says "Happy Holidays" or some other Christian bashing phrase.

          Anyway I heard the reason they ignored Pearl Harbor Day is because Google is owned by a bunch of slants.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Anyway I heard the reason they ignored Pearl Harbor Day is because Google is owned by a bunch of slants.
            Having used Google countless times, I feel nothing short of violated. I feel like little yellow hands have explored every nook and cranny of my body, probing and prodding with fervent yet gentle fingers.

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            • #7
              Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Not only is there a tribute to Sesame St, but Google apparently thinks the creator of Popeye's birthday demands a tribute as well. Because E.C. Segar is a household name and his birth is a monumental occassion.



              How many people want to bet that on Dec. 25 there will not even be a "Merry Christmas" Google sign?
              How is there anything wrong with Popeye and Sesame street ? Both shows are inoffensive cartoons.

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              • #8
                Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                How is there anything wrong with Popeye and Sesame street ? Both shows are inoffensive cartoons.
                I'm offended by your statement. You offer no evidence, plus, Sesame Street isn't even a cartoon.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                  Originally posted by rightpathtaker View Post
                  How is there anything wrong with Popeye and Sesame street ? Both shows are inoffensive cartoons.

                  Dear Sir,

                  let me tell you a true story about a distant heathen country I´m ashamed to live in.

                  In the awful liberal 70s, when Sesame Street was broadcasted all over the innocent world, even in germany conservatives from bavaria opposed it. They pointed out that "the world is not yet ripe for a show that shows a white man, a negro and muppet in one and the same scene".

                  Bavarian conservatives are not True Christian Conservatives, as most of them are ringkissers deep in their hearts, but sometimes even a blind hen finds a corn, as we say here. The world wasn`t "ripe" for that kind of abomination then, it isn`t ripe for it now and hopefully it will never become so decadent that it will ever be ripe for it before Judgement Day.
                  It`s about time we say enough is enough! Let´s all return to the traditional Western values of discipline, obedience, morality and freedom. Freedom from the reds and the blacks and the criminals, prostitutes, panders and punks, football hooligans, juvenile delinquents, lezbians and left wing scum...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                    Down here in New Zealand we have ANZAC (Australian and New Zealand Army Corps) Day which is on April 25. ANZAC Day is when we remember the lives of New Zealanders and Australians who have died in military actions that Australasian (New Zealand and Australia) has been involved in.

                    This year was the 94th Anniversary of men from the combined Australian and New Zealand Army Corps landing on the Gallipoli Peninsula in Turkey. The objective of this World War One battle was to open up the Black Sea for the Allied navies. Over 8,000 Australian and 2,700 New Zealand Diggers (ANZAC military slang for 'soldiers', as they had trench digging tools in their backpacks) gave their lives during a few months in 1915.

                    Every year we hold a Dawn Service at the various cenotaphs in Australia and New Zealand. Returned Servicemen and their families lay red poppies beside the names of those who died and listen to the 'Last Post'.

                    ANZAC Day is especially important to me as both of my Grandfathers proudly served our country in WWII. My late Maternal Grandfather served with the New Zealand Division of the British 8th Army, as an artilleryman and a driver, at the Battle of El Alamein in North Africa. My late Paternal Grandfather spend most of the war fixing Mustangs and other aircraft on Allied airforce bases in the Pacific, such as at Guadalcanal.

                    However in recent years many New Zealanders, including my family, have been angered by commies and liebrals laying 'anti-war' wreaths and burning the New Zealand Flag at the Dawn Service.

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                    Bryan.
                    Joshua 24:15
                    And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                      Brian, why don't you hold services to honor all the Americans who died serving God's favorite country? They count for more in God's eyes, and everyone in Austria and New Zealand are wannabe Americans anyway...
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Brian, why don't you hold services to honor all the Americans who died serving God's favorite country? They count for more in God's eyes, and everyone in Austria and New Zealand are wannabe Americans anyway...

                        your my hero

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                        • #13
                          Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                          So if Google hates America and Christmas and Bing is owned by Bill "I am a billionaire and yet I am still a liberal atheist" Gates, where should I go to search for the enemies of God? I can't use Yahoo. It was founded by David Filo and Jerry Yang - a jew and a chinaman.

                          What about ask.com? It was originally named AskJeeves.com after the Jeeves character in the books by P. G. Woodhouse. It still uses the AskJeeves stock symbol. Jeeves was that queer butler character who lived with and "served" his even gayer master, Bertie Wooster. The stories, all written during the rise of communism, are a repeating theme of how the BUTLER knows better than the MASTER! In other words, it is commie crap! Furthermore, Jeeves was most famously portrayed by Stephen Fry in the A&E series. Stephen Fry is a well-know homo and an outspoken atheist! It gets better. Bertie Wooster in that same series was portrayed by Hugh Laurie... the queer brit who now plays House on the show of the same name. And what is House? An ATHEIST!!! You would think that that is the end, but no! Fry and Laurie have been slapping each others backs for a long long time. They even had their own queer show for years in the uk and it was called "A Bit of Fry and Laurie." So, obviously, I can't use ask.com.

                          What do you all use to find new enemies of God and fight them?
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                          • #14
                            Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                            Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                            So if Google hates America and Christmas and Bing is owned by Bill "I am a billionaire and yet I am still a liberal atheist" Gates, where should I go to search for the enemies of God? I can't use Yahoo. It was founded by David Filo and Jerry Yang - a jew and a chinaman.

                            What about ask.com? It was originally named AskJeeves.com after the Jeeves character in the books by P. G. Woodhouse. It still uses the AskJeeves stock symbol. Jeeves was that queer butler character who lived with and "served" his even gayer master, Bertie Wooster. The stories, all written during the rise of communism, are a repeating theme of how the BUTLER knows better than the MASTER! In other words, it is commie crap! Furthermore, Jeeves was most famously portrayed by Stephen Fry in the A&E series. Stephen Fry is a well-know homo and an outspoken atheist! It gets better. Bertie Wooster in that same series was portrayed by Hugh Laurie... the queer brit who now plays House on the show of the same name. And what is House? An ATHEIST!!! You would think that that is the end, but no! Fry and Laurie have been slapping each others backs for a long long time. They even had their own queer show for years in the uk and it was called "A Bit of Fry and Laurie." So, obviously, I can't use ask.com.

                            What do you all use to find new enemies of God and fight them?
                            Maybe the Church needs to start a new search engine that isn't tainted by liberal, socialist, or atheist bias. How about Conservatoogle? Christianahoo!? Jesusoogle? AskJesus.com? Conservating.com?

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                            • #15
                              Re: Google spits on Veterans and American History

                              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
                              Maybe the Church needs to start a new search engine that isn't tainted by liberal, socialist, or atheist bias. How about Conservatoogle? Christianahoo!? Jesusoogle? AskJesus.com? Conservating.com?
                              All you need to know can be found at Ask the Republican Party. Go ahead, try it.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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